Eli's definitions

old balls

an old man's balls

that man has his old balls in her mouth

by eli May 16, 2003

swatzies

The most elite gang of the Northview computer club.

Team Swatzies! Represent!

by Eli December 18, 2004

Indiana Snowplow

When you ejaculate on someone and use your cock and balls to push it around like a snowplow.

I got my cock all sloppy doing an Indiana Snowplow.

by Eli February 3, 2005

sloobies

Falling asleep on a girl's boobies.

I just had sloobies with your girlfriend.

by Eli December 12, 2003

Gisp

The region between the scrotum and the anus, or the hair thereof. See also taint, gooch and anal beard

That really gets my gisp

Or

Don't itch your gisp in public

by Eli November 22, 2003

trooper

A queer-bait that wears pink slippers and loves to ride 26" spinnaz

OOO, I love it when you stick me with that spinna Switch!

by Eli May 23, 2004

laos

small landlocked asian country.
also, singular of "lice".

hi, i'm from laos.
oh yeah, you have a giant laos in your hair.

by Eli October 5, 2007