Eli's definitions

sloobies

Falling asleep on a girl's boobies.

I just had sloobies with your girlfriend.

by Eli December 12, 2003

Malcontents

Bad ass ska band outa IN.

The Malcontents put on a fuckin bad ass show last night.

by Eli April 2, 2004

weirdness

1. The quantity of having or being weird and/or strange.
2. A scale of the quality of weirdity from 1 to 10.

On the weirdness scale, this is like a 9!

by eli January 14, 2005

Indiana Snowplow

When you ejaculate on someone and use your cock and balls to push it around like a snowplow.

I got my cock all sloppy doing an Indiana Snowplow.

by Eli February 3, 2005

trooper

A queer-bait that wears pink slippers and loves to ride 26" spinnaz

OOO, I love it when you stick me with that spinna Switch!

by Eli May 23, 2004

Biznacho

A mexican bitch

Luke Hollis is a biznacho!

by eli March 25, 2004

Sobvs

Short for so obvious.

I was going to tell you we were going to Pizza Hut, but I thought it was sobvs.

by Eli June 19, 2006