Eli's definitions

glome

A liar, a cheat, a theif, a veg

Don't believe anything that guy up there tells you

"hey glo...GIMME BACK MY WALLET DICKFACE!!"

by Eli January 1, 2005

weirdness

1. The quantity of having or being weird and/or strange.
2. A scale of the quality of weirdity from 1 to 10.

On the weirdness scale, this is like a 9!

by eli January 14, 2005

Malcontents

Bad ass ska band outa IN.

The Malcontents put on a fuckin bad ass show last night.

by Eli April 2, 2004

crockett cougars

The Greatest Drumline In the world goes to this highschool and performes the best cadences in the world!! go to www.swt.com then search for cdl

we make um say daaaaammmnn

by Eli August 29, 2003

The Beatles

the most fantastic band that has ever existed!!!

all you need is love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by eli November 17, 2003

laos

small landlocked asian country.
also, singular of "lice".

hi, i'm from laos.
oh yeah, you have a giant laos in your hair.

by Eli October 5, 2007

ptruth

"Ptruth" is a statement which could, logically, be true, but which the one who makes the statement has no idea whether it is actually true.

If I said that your brain is exactly the same size as your fist, and your dick is the same size as the distance between your thumb and forefinger stretched out, that would be the ptruth, because it could be true, but i have no idea whether it is.

by Eli May 19, 2003