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funnny

1. When someone who can't spell attempt to write "funny".
2. When something is so hilarious you just gotta add another "n" for emphasis.
L:That movie was awesome!
M: Yeah, it was so funnny!
by eli January 14, 2005
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hardcore dancing

From the Latin to suck at everything (Hardcorus Danci), something Emo kids try to do instead of crying to seem Bad ass.
Did you guys see that guy hardcore dancing? He probably hates his upper middle-class suburban home and the SUV his parents bought for him, that's why he's angry.
by Eli August 22, 2004
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ptruth

"Ptruth" is a statement which could, logically, be true, but which the one who makes the statement has no idea whether it is actually true.
If I said that your brain is exactly the same size as your fist, and your dick is the same size as the distance between your thumb and forefinger stretched out, that would be the ptruth, because it could be true, but i have no idea whether it is.
by Eli May 19, 2003
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frozen salad

When somones takes a shit and puts it in the freezer. Then a girl takes it out and masterbates with it when it freezes.
After Jill stole this poop out of the toilet she put it in the freezer. 2 hrs later she took it out and masterbated with it
by Eli March 25, 2004
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harajuku girl

Something that Gwen Stefani is referring to entirely too much nowadays. She is waaaay to hot to care about other girls.
I have heard 2 new songs and a commercial featuring Gwen Stefani and she has mentioned "Harajuku Girl" all 3 times
by Eli February 21, 2005
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Biznacho

Luke Hollis is a biznacho!
by eli March 25, 2004
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Sobvs

Short for so obvious.
I was going to tell you we were going to Pizza Hut, but I thought it was sobvs.
by Eli June 19, 2006
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