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text sniping

1. The act of trying to read someone else's texts discreetly by casually glancing over their shoulder.

2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.
1. I found out Sarah and Dave are fighting again when I was text sniping Dave while we were watching a movie.

2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.
by Eli January 10, 2008
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dom

1. Short for dominate or domination.
2. Have Sexual Intercourse with.
1. I'm going to dom you tonight in our basketball game.
2. I brought that girl into my hotel room and dommed her.
by Eli June 19, 2006
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funnny

1. When someone who can't spell attempt to write "funny".
2. When something is so hilarious you just gotta add another "n" for emphasis.
L:That movie was awesome!
M: Yeah, it was so funnny!
by eli January 14, 2005
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Malcontents

Bad ass ska band outa IN.
The Malcontents put on a fuckin bad ass show last night.
by Eli April 2, 2004
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weirdness

1. The quantity of having or being weird and/or strange.
2. A scale of the quality of weirdity from 1 to 10.
On the weirdness scale, this is like a 9!
by eli January 14, 2005
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Gisp

The region between the scrotum and the anus, or the hair thereof. See also taint, gooch and anal beard
That really gets my gisp

Or

Don't itch your gisp in public
by Eli November 22, 2003
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pow pow

n. fresh snow, slang for powder
We were cutting mad freshies in the pow pow up to our nippies bra
by Eli February 24, 2005
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