El_Scorcho's definitions

jolly old candy king

another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life

Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?

by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004

dee snider's strangeland

This movie was written and produced by the decent Dee Snider of Twisted Sister fame. This movie really sucks, but each time you see it on, you want to see it. Captain Howdy and Charleston Hendricks are the lame names he came up with. But what can I say, it's a funny movie.

Hey, have you seen Dee Snider's Strangeland on Showtime? It really is an enjoyable flick, although out right dumb at the same time. I'm out like a hurricane, so latas.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

you're too late, you'll never find 'em now

A prominent phrase said by Swiper the Fox in almost every episode of the hit cartoon "Dora the Explorer". He steals the goods from Dora and Boots and says this.

Heh, heh, heh. You're toooo late, you'll never find your backpack now. {He then throws the backpack into bushes, then runs the opposite direction. I wonder what his motive is, I mean come on. And same thing with the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

ulti

barf, vomit, puke, throw-up

Since I ate to much, I think I might ulti.

by El_Scorcho August 24, 2003

phail'd

word said to another when he/she fails at something (a game, a contest, a test, etc.); pronounced like "failed;" after saying "phail'd," make sure to spell it out for them so it's not the normal "failed."

{Bruno attempts to bring himself up to his feet when on his back, ninja-style; he fails and lands on his back}

Person: Phail'd. P-h-a-i-l-apostrophe-d.

by El_Scorcho November 6, 2004

urban yeti

sweet looking game for Game Boy Advance. features a yeti who can either destroy the city, or try to hide from the citizens in the city.

Hey, have you seen the box cover of the Game Boy Advance game? Pretty sweet, eh. Look at it at www.amazon.com.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

oooh, sucka got it handed

a phrase used to tell somebody that they just got owenzed, served, hit, etc.; basically this statement tells the opponent that you know what you're doing and they obviously don't

{S-Snake hits J-Hawk with 3 green shells}

Oooh, sucka got it handed.

by El_Scorcho October 11, 2004