E-sume

With all of the modern forms of communication and document sharing, an e-sume is the electronically transferred resume and curriculum vitae of the day.
“I am ready to apply for my dream job. All I need to do is send in my e-sume,” said the recent college grad.
by ElCommissioner November 18, 2019
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fairy loop

The small loop of fabric on the back of a man's dress shirt is called a fairy loop. Created in the 1960's as a way to hang the shirt from a hook without creating wrinkles, its official name is locker loop. It is unclear how the term fairy loop came into use.
"Thanks, but no. I do not need a hanger, I will use the fairy loop to hang my shirt."
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2021
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gluiest

The "gluiest" means the most glue like, the stickiest, the most unbelievably tacky ever.
"At the new student store, we sell glue sticks, the gluiest glue sticks in the world. Come on down to buy one!"
by ElCommissioner March 23, 2018
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Oy Meysmir

Formal NorCal Yiddish-slang used to convey dismay or disbelief towards another person.
When he saw the woman jam five crackers with the new chocolate hummus in her mouth at the Napa Trader Joe's - at the same time- Thomas remarked audibly, "Oy Meysmir".
by ElCommissioner January 05, 2021
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fuckingoodacana

A type of music that defies genre...combining a little rock and roll, a little country, a little R&B, a little blues...a veritable cornucopia of musical tastes..."fuckingoodacana"!
"Say, Sport... what time does your band start, and what kind of music do you play?"
We start at 9, and we'll give you a dose of fuckingoodacana.
by ElCommissioner October 05, 2019
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inchronicable

An inchronicable event is anything that is strangely out of time phase with the perceived reality of the moment. A photo of George Washington eating from a bucket of Popeye's. An image of Beethoven writing his music on an I-Pad. Reading the Sunday paper on Saturday. Things possible, just not right.
When I received a text this morning from one "Abe LIncoln", I was struck with how inchronicable it felt. How did he charge his phone with no electricity?
by ElCommissioner March 14, 2018
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eberteng

A term of love and affection, to be used in place of the more mundane "everything".
"Baby, you are my eberteng," the interesting fella said to his lovergirl.
by ElCommissioner December 02, 2022
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