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Unwanted weight gained during a shelter in place order, resulting from overeating and lack of exercise
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020
Get the lockdown poundsmug. by ElCommissioner October 1, 2017
Get the spawn jockeymug. Guitar Acquisition Syndrome (GAS) is the undeniable inability to stop buying nice guitars. Even with intervention by a loving spouse (" Will you stop spending our money on those stupid fucking guitars!?"), the victim is helpless in the face of the condition.
by ElCommissioner February 26, 2022
Get the GASmug. A scentuation is a situation where there is a noticeable scent in the area. A skunk could be responsible for a foul scentuation. A woman doused in cheap perfume is a walking bad scentuation. A fragrant rose creates a lovely scentuation.
by ElCommissioner July 14, 2020
Get the scentuationmug. Eventpathy is a social phenomenon wherein crowds of people remain passive and unengaged when an active and much more involved response is called for. It involves the feeling that "someone else will take care of the situation."
The festival area was littered with debris after the crowds dispersed, an example of rampant eventpathy.
by ElCommissioner June 22, 2019
Get the eventpathymug. by ElCommissioner April 23, 2022
Get the Bungamug. Dayjammas are a very comfortable and lounge-worthy clothing ensemble worn around one's home during the day...often a partial or complete hold over from the ensemble worn while sleeping the previous night.
Luckily, David realized he needed to change out of his dayjammas before his parole officer stopped by his house.
by ElCommissioner November 1, 2020
Get the dayjammasmug.