E-slidin'

Reverting to sworn off practice of spending too much time on smart phone, usually while hiding under the sheets, or some other

"invisible" place.

After my girlfriend came back from a quick trip to the store " to buy some Tareyton's", I realized that she had actually been e-slidin', because her eyes were all glazed over, her thumbs were shaking, and she was mumbling something about "one-click".

by ElCommissioner January 24, 2017

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.

There seems to be no cure for FDS.

"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"

by ElCommissioner December 07, 2023

Finito Benito

A fun way of admitting that you are done, broke, out of the game, folded, wiped out, dead endin', toast.

When his buddy asked him if he'd like another drink, Flat Stanley waved his hand quickly back and forth across his face, and said, "Finito Benito".

by ElCommissioner July 01, 2017

Bunga

Charming nickname for Grandpa. Lovingly used by the best grandchildren in the Universe.

"It's Bunga's turn to sing," said 'Lil Rose.

by ElCommissioner April 23, 2022

GAS

Guitar Acquisition Syndrome (GAS) is the undeniable inability to stop buying nice guitars. Even with intervention by a loving spouse (" Will you stop spending our money on those stupid fucking guitars!?"), the victim is helpless in the face of the condition.

Dude, I have GAS...I gotta stop at the guitar shop on the way home. they got a new shipment in.

by ElCommissioner February 26, 2022

spawn jockey

A professional sperm donor.

Alfred recently became a spawn jockey, and was coming up with an extra grand a month.

by ElCommissioner October 01, 2017

eventpathy

Eventpathy is a social phenomenon wherein crowds of people remain passive and unengaged when an active and much more involved response is called for. It involves the feeling that "someone else will take care of the situation."

The festival area was littered with debris after the crowds dispersed, an example of rampant eventpathy.

by ElCommissioner June 22, 2019