ElCommissioner 's definitions

microgambia

A person who suffers from legs that are too small, short, or otherwise just wrong suffers from Microgambia. Originating in Italy, where the word for leg is "gamba", the disorder is idiopathic and untreatable.

He is one funny looking guy, he has a severe case of Microgambia.

by ElCommissioner December 6, 2020

fritzed up

"Fritzed up" is just a G-Rated way of saying "fucked up."

Just the other day, I heard a little kid, probably in first grade, say to his mom, "My shoes are all fritzed up, I want some news ones."

by ElCommissioner August 12, 2019

manaste woman

A manaste woman (ma-nasty wo-man) is a social change driven, yoga inspired person, capable of performing the "Downward Dog" and the "Up Yours!".

Reports indicate that there is a large group of manaste woman gathered at City Hall, peacefully protesting the proposed ordinance outlawing the public wearing of capris, leggings, and yoga pants.

by ElCommissioner January 1, 2018

Sonny do's

When your elderly mom or dad hands you a list of some chores or light maintenance work to do around around their house, it is a collection of "sonny do's".

I need to go to my mom's for the weekend, she has some Sonny do's for me.

by ElCommissioner February 23, 2022

'splain'

Explanation is abbreviated in a fun and Ricky Ricardo way to " 'splain' ". Explain and explained ( 'splained) can also fit the form.

JoeBiden provided the 'splain' when he detailed the payments to be made to citizens.

by ElCommissioner March 18, 2021

ESP (exceedingly significant partner)

Your ESP is the person you love, choose to spend time with, share all thoughts and feelings with , and occasionally even finish the sentences of. There is a certain amount of ESP (extra sensory perception) to all truly meaningful relationships. Your ESP is invaluable as you navigate life.

I am attending the show with my ESP (exceedingly significant partner) . She said "Yes" before I even asked her to go with me.

by ElCommissioner December 3, 2019

Sleazident

A sleazident is a person who holds the position at the helm of an organization, club, frat house, or Country. This person has disturbingly low moral character, poor manners, and a tendency to shock and offend the members of his organization.

"Did you hear what happened with the Sleazident today? The news came out about another tape of him grabbing a woman inappropriately, and later bragging about it. Then he paid her to keep quiet about it. Then he denied ever knowing her. When she played the tape of the incident, he denied it was him!"

by ElCommissioner July 23, 2018