ElCommissioner 's definitions
A wordsician is a person who occupies their time with the interesting, playful, and perhaps musical arrangement of words. Not a speechwriter, not a novelist, not a journalist...more of a poet for one's whole soul.
That dude we saw last night at the OverEasy Club...he was quite a wordsician; he had my mind spinning' and dancin', all at the same time.
by ElCommissioner January 1, 2018
Get the wordsicianmug. The small loop of fabric on the back of a man's dress shirt is called a fairy loop. Created in the 1960's as a way to hang the shirt from a hook without creating wrinkles, its official name is locker loop. It is unclear how the term fairy loop came into use.
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2021
Get the fairy loopmug. A guitar that has seen better days, with a top that is all scratched up from years of heavy strumming and general use, can be called pickworn.
by ElCommissioner November 12, 2020
Get the pickwornmug. by ElCommissioner November 26, 2023
Get the Peppasodemug. A person who suffers from legs that are too small, short, or otherwise just wrong suffers from Microgambia. Originating in Italy, where the word for leg is "gamba", the disorder is idiopathic and untreatable.
by ElCommissioner December 6, 2020
Get the microgambiamug. A platetitude is a remark made by a server or diner of a fine restaurant, or a food critic of same, that sounds wonderfully praiseful but actually holds no substance. "The Sole Dore was devine." Ok, so you liked it. Tell me more so I can decide if I might like it. "The new taqueria rocks!" Hmmm. Again, you liked it, but what about it did you like?
His review was filled with the usual buzzwords and platetitudes about the typical restaurant experience, but little information about the actual encounter.
by ElCommissioner December 1, 2018
Get the platetitudemug. by ElCommissioner May 2, 2022
Get the Lolomug.