(Surfer thoughts because this bullshit needs to include the word being defined) Dude, aren’t beds like, shelves for your body when you’re not using it?
by El ritardo June 01, 2019
Get the Surfer Thoughtsmug. by El ritardo July 19, 2018
Get the Slurp Juicemug. A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.
by El ritardo July 02, 2018
Get the Green Bay Fudge Packermug. The act of nutting in a sock, turning it inside out, and throwing away all of your friends condoms. Therefore, he uses the sock, getting his partner pregnant.
by El ritardo July 01, 2018
Get the Syrian Switcheroomug. by El ritardo June 01, 2019
Get the Bad Dragonmug. by El ritardo July 31, 2018
Get the m.m.w.t.g.smug. A Jew who is in high school. Often characterized by a curly white man’s Afro, frequently butthurt about Nazi jokes, and/or homosexual.
by El ritardo December 07, 2017
Get the Jewniormug.