Definitions by El ritardo

Dutchhead

A term used for someone that travels to the Netherlands to have intercourse with teenage prostitutes.

Dad always told me that uncle George was a dutchhead and cheated on his wife. He said that he had to go on a “business trip” weekly.

Dutchhead by El ritardo June 17, 2018

B.H.G 

Stands for Big Hairy Gustavo. An overweight, hairy, Hispanic or sometimes Southern European man that just can’t be described any other way.

I really liked Ricardo, before he adopted that B.H.G lifestyle after visiting Mexico.

B.H.G by El ritardo June 17, 2018

Mister Incredible

A middle aged man that is attractive, nice, and has, a penis, that exceeds 6 inches.

Coined by Disney-Pixar masterpiece the incredibles, a prominent example of a Mister Incredible is George Clooney.

Mister Incredible by El ritardo June 17, 2018

Drilling Some Cornholes 

Term for engaging in intercourse with multiple orifices.

Dude, I was drilling some cornholes last night, and now I got some dick pain.

Drilling Some Cornholes by El ritardo June 17, 2018

Krip 

Gay-ass nigga who whacks his gack to Korean pop shit.

“Wanna invite Tyson to the J. Cole concert?”
“Nah nigga that Krip he goin to that bts shit later tonight.”

Krip by El ritardo June 14, 2018

K-pop kids 

Ass cancer as a human

Them K-pop kids, man; they reach a level of gay never previously achieved.

K-pop kids by El ritardo June 14, 2018

Jewnior 

A Jew who is in high school. Often characterized by a curly white man’s Afro, frequently butthurt about Nazi jokes, and/or homosexual.

The Jewniors are back, and ready to make the world cringe.

Jewnior by El ritardo December 7, 2017