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Burgerrito

Putting shit in a tortilla you would usually put in a burger, but having to improvise.
Who wants burgerritos tonight?
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
mugGet the Burgerritomug.

Femwhore

The “Femwhore” subculture is a subculture that grew out of the early 2010s, where many prominent female celebrities, who behaved very whoreishly, began to start claiming their lifestyles were yet another offshoot and variant of modern feminism, and that doing things like sucking dicks and stripping were to ‘use men’ and ‘feel powerful’ despite being an opposite of true feminism, where that behavior would be considered whoreish and slutty by other women/girls. There are varying degrees of the femwhores, as some are more moderate and respectable in their beliefs, while some are radical and dangerously close to straight up communism. Other than their beliefs, they are no different than any other whores in appearance, sound, etc.
Paris Hilton, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, Rita Ora, Beyoncé, Scarlet Johansson, and countless others are the main leaders of the femwhore subculture.
by El ritardo July 14, 2018
mugGet the Femwhoremug.

helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.
My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
mugGet the helping a friend get an oil changemug.

Syrian Switcheroo

The act of nutting in a sock, turning it inside out, and throwing away all of your friends condoms. Therefore, he uses the sock, getting his partner pregnant.
Tony gave my rich homie Tyson a Syrian switcheroo, and now my sis is pregnant.
by El ritardo July 1, 2018
mugGet the Syrian Switcheroomug.

rigor morty

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.
Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.
by El ritardo July 4, 2018
mugGet the rigor mortymug.

Mooner molester

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.
Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
mugGet the Mooner molestermug.

Broken Trumpet

A sexual maneuver where the girl sucks a limp dick until it ejaculates.
The Broken Trumpet challenge has been sweeping Europe off of it's Feet!
by El ritardo July 1, 2018
mugGet the Broken Trumpetmug.

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