El ritardo's definitions

Gack

Dick, in particular an erection.

Billy whacked his gack in class the other day, and I could never see him the same way again.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018

Jewnior

A Jew who is in high school. Often characterized by a curly white man’s Afro, frequently butthurt about Nazi jokes, and/or homosexual.

The Jewniors are back, and ready to make the world cringe.

by El ritardo December 7, 2017

Dutchhead

A term used for someone that travels to the Netherlands to have intercourse with teenage prostitutes.

Dad always told me that uncle George was a dutchhead and cheated on his wife. He said that he had to go on a “business trip” weekly.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018

Reek

Shitty grams that smell like dead fish.

Damn that nigga in Paris sold me some reek last night.

by El ritardo July 18, 2018

Fortnite

The new Minecraft.

You wanna hear my new fortnite parody?

by El ritardo July 20, 2018

Pride Preying

Exploiting/Creating marginalised communities for social/economic gain.

*homosexual transgender individual*: Ugh, I’m tired of these cunts at Starbucks putting rainbows in shit just to exploit me. I just want some fucking soy latte without any extra shit in it.
*me*: Looks like some hardcore pride preying if I’ve ever seen it.

by El ritardo June 5, 2019

The Fat L

Lisbon, Portugal

Goin down to The Fat L to get some shit sorted out.

by El ritardo July 1, 2018