69 definitions by El ritardo
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
Lenny and missy said they were gonna go eggplanting tonight in order to confuse their stupid-ass parents.
by El ritardo December 6, 2017
A term used for someone that travels to the Netherlands to have intercourse with teenage prostitutes.
Dad always told me that uncle George was a dutchhead and cheated on his wife. He said that he had to go on a “business trip” weekly.
by El ritardo June 16, 2018
(Surfer thoughts because this bullshit needs to include the word being defined) Dude, aren’t beds like, shelves for your body when you’re not using it?
by El ritardo June 2, 2019
*insert description, something along the lines of “god among men put on this planet to pleasure women” or “annoying gamer kid with a tiny dick”*
*insert girl name*- “Wow, that guy is such a/n *insert name here*, he must be packing 23 centimeters.”
*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.
*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.
by El ritardo June 2, 2019
The act of nutting in a sock, turning it inside out, and throwing away all of your friends condoms. Therefore, he uses the sock, getting his partner pregnant.
by El ritardo July 2, 2018
by El ritardo June 25, 2018