El ritardo's definitions

whack your sack

Fondling your balls instead of actually fapping, to make it look like your just adjusting yourself.

If you whack your sack, you won’t get shit back.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018

Broken Trumpet

A sexual maneuver where the girl sucks a limp dick until it ejaculates.

The Broken Trumpet challenge has been sweeping Europe off of it's Feet!

by El ritardo July 1, 2018

tonghongerokoogers

A Japanese term for breasts, titties, etc.

Holy shit dude! Look at that Asian with the big ol’ tonghongerokoogers!

by El ritardo July 30, 2018

iffy

Nasty, or just plain unsettling

Nigga that shit in Portugal was iffy, we fucked with the wrong homies there.

by El ritardo June 18, 2018

Hibbert Syndrome

Hibbert Syndrome is a tendency found in some people to laugh at tragedy or any other overly facetious moment. It is named after Dr. Hibbert, a character from the Simpsons renowned for this behaviour.

After laughing at the fires ongoing, Jeremy was diagnosed with Hibbert Syndrome and was given a bipolarity prescription.

by El ritardo September 14, 2020

rack up a line

To get your cocaine lined up for terminal snortage.

Want me to rack up a line, tony?

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Elmo

Common name for a black person.

Elmo, darquise, Cedric and such names are common black names.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017