69 definitions by El ritardo

Hoe Tag

A very slutty name, can go both ways depending on gender/sexuality.

hoe tag: Nicki, jocelyn, Stacey, grace, Ellie, earl, Justin, Rey, joe, tony, etc.

by El ritardo August 17, 2018

French Dip

Putting gravy on your dick and having a French bulldog suck it.

Billy had to get a dick transplant after his French dip experience.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Trumptown

A bordertown that enters a boomtown-esque change due to demographic changes brought on by the trump administration.

San Diego, El Paso, Yuma, Brownsville, and countless others are future candidates for Trumptowns.

by El ritardo July 4, 2018

testicular holocaust

Getting shot in the testicles.

That nigga felt testicular holocaust from that trap packing heat.

by El ritardo June 30, 2018

Ginger Nationalism

Gingers that believe they are their own ethnicity, and deserve their own country. Not to be confused with ginger supremacists.

Ginger nationalism remains the fastest growing political movement in the world, unfortunately.

by El ritardo June 20, 2018

Hard Arnie

An Alcoholic Arnold Palmer.

Want a hard arnie, Tyson?

by El ritardo July 12, 2018