Definitions by El ritardo

Hetero-Speculative 

Someone who seems straight, but is actually gay.

Tyson turned out to be hetero-speculative, as I heard he was in the pride parade yesterday.

Hetero-Speculative by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Homo-logical 

Someone that should be gay, but isn’t.

Phil was homo-logical, they thought he was gay up until he brought home Reagan.

Homo-logical by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Homo-Spectacle 

Someone who pretends to be gay in order to gain the attention of somebody of the opposite sex.

Karen became an open homo-spectacle in order to gain the attention of Brad, claiming she scissored with Jordan.

Homo-Spectacle by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Burgerrito 

Putting shit in a tortilla you would usually put in a burger, but having to improvise.

Who wants burgerritos tonight?

Burgerrito by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Mooner molester 

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.

Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!

Mooner molester by El ritardo June 25, 2018

French Dip 

Putting gravy on your dick and having a French bulldog suck it.

Billy had to get a dick transplant after his French dip experience.

French Dip by El ritardo June 25, 2018

rack up a line 

To get your cocaine lined up for terminal snortage.

Want me to rack up a line, tony?

rack up a line by El ritardo June 25, 2018