El ritardo's definitions

helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Syrian Switcheroo

The act of nutting in a sock, turning it inside out, and throwing away all of your friends condoms. Therefore, he uses the sock, getting his partner pregnant.

Tony gave my rich homie Tyson a Syrian switcheroo, and now my sis is pregnant.

by El ritardo July 1, 2018

Whipping up some Jelly

British(generally Birmingham) slang for wanking.

After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Ginger Nationalism

Gingers that believe they are their own ethnicity, and deserve their own country. Not to be confused with ginger supremacists.

Ginger nationalism remains the fastest growing political movement in the world, unfortunately.

by El ritardo June 20, 2018

milking the missile

Jacking off

My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

m.m.w.t.g.s

Miss Me With That Gay Shit

*person of same sex*: Cutie got a nice booty😩
You:what?
Them: huh?
You: m.m.w.t.g.s

by El ritardo July 31, 2018

Jewnior

A Jew who is in high school. Often characterized by a curly white man’s Afro, frequently butthurt about Nazi jokes, and/or homosexual.

The Jewniors are back, and ready to make the world cringe.

by El ritardo December 7, 2017