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Homo-logical

Someone that should be gay, but isn’t.
Phil was homo-logical, they thought he was gay up until he brought home Reagan.
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
mugGet the Homo-logicalmug.

iffy

Nasty, or just plain unsettling
Nigga that shit in Portugal was iffy, we fucked with the wrong homies there.
by El ritardo June 18, 2018
mugGet the iffymug.

Hibbert Syndrome

Hibbert Syndrome is a tendency found in some people to laugh at tragedy or any other overly facetious moment. It is named after Dr. Hibbert, a character from the Simpsons renowned for this behaviour.
After laughing at the fires ongoing, Jeremy was diagnosed with Hibbert Syndrome and was given a bipolarity prescription.
by El ritardo September 14, 2020
mugGet the Hibbert Syndromemug.

milking the missile

My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
mugGet the milking the missilemug.

m.m.w.t.g.s

*person of same sex*: Cutie got a nice booty😩
You:what?
Them: huh?
You: m.m.w.t.g.s
by El ritardo July 31, 2018
mugGet the m.m.w.t.g.smug.

Jewnior

A Jew who is in high school. Often characterized by a curly white man’s Afro, frequently butthurt about Nazi jokes, and/or homosexual.
The Jewniors are back, and ready to make the world cringe.
by El ritardo December 7, 2017
mugGet the Jewniormug.

Dutchhead

A term used for someone that travels to the Netherlands to have intercourse with teenage prostitutes.
Dad always told me that uncle George was a dutchhead and cheated on his wife. He said that he had to go on a “business trip” weekly.
by El ritardo June 17, 2018
mugGet the Dutchheadmug.

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