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Mister Incredible

A middle aged man that is attractive, nice, and has, a penis, that exceeds 6 inches.
Coined by Disney-Pixar masterpiece the incredibles, a prominent example of a Mister Incredible is George Clooney.
by El ritardo June 17, 2018
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Cincinnati Chili

The act of rubbing chili on your dick, and then receiving a blowjob.
Ricardo hit that bitch in Barcelona with that Cincinnati chili, now that bitch can’t get off him.
by El ritardo July 2, 2018
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Femwhore

The “Femwhore” subculture is a subculture that grew out of the early 2010s, where many prominent female celebrities, who behaved very whoreishly, began to start claiming their lifestyles were yet another offshoot and variant of modern feminism, and that doing things like sucking dicks and stripping were to ‘use men’ and ‘feel powerful’ despite being an opposite of true feminism, where that behavior would be considered whoreish and slutty by other women/girls. There are varying degrees of the femwhores, as some are more moderate and respectable in their beliefs, while some are radical and dangerously close to straight up communism. Other than their beliefs, they are no different than any other whores in appearance, sound, etc.
Paris Hilton, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, Rita Ora, Beyoncé, Scarlet Johansson, and countless others are the main leaders of the femwhore subculture.
by El ritardo July 14, 2018
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Syrian Switcheroo

The act of nutting in a sock, turning it inside out, and throwing away all of your friends condoms. Therefore, he uses the sock, getting his partner pregnant.
Tony gave my rich homie Tyson a Syrian switcheroo, and now my sis is pregnant.
by El ritardo July 1, 2018
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helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.
My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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Homo-logical

Someone that should be gay, but isn’t.
Phil was homo-logical, they thought he was gay up until he brought home Reagan.
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
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French Dip

Putting gravy on your dick and having a French bulldog suck it.
Billy had to get a dick transplant after his French dip experience.
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
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