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Dinner roll

A hand-rolled blunt saved for immediately before dinner, therefore giving you an appetite.
Hol up, imma roll a dinner roll before going out to eat in Lisbon.
by El ritardo July 16, 2018
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My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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Alvin and The Chipmunks

Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.
They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.
by El ritardo December 6, 2017
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Dutchhead

A term used for someone that travels to the Netherlands to have intercourse with teenage prostitutes.
Dad always told me that uncle George was a dutchhead and cheated on his wife. He said that he had to go on a “business trip” weekly.
by El ritardo June 17, 2018
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Korean Barbecue

Terms used for large gatherings of Korea-obsessed Jews.
There’s a Korean barbecue over at the NRG stadium due to the EXO concert. Let’s light it up later.
by El ritardo December 6, 2017
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Krip

Gay-ass nigga who whacks his gack to Korean pop shit.
“Wanna invite Tyson to the J. Cole concert?”
“Nah nigga that Krip he goin to that bts shit later tonight.”
by El ritardo June 14, 2018
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Whipping up some Jelly

British(generally Birmingham) slang for wanking.
After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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