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helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.
My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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Femwhore

The “Femwhore” subculture is a subculture that grew out of the early 2010s, where many prominent female celebrities, who behaved very whoreishly, began to start claiming their lifestyles were yet another offshoot and variant of modern feminism, and that doing things like sucking dicks and stripping were to ‘use men’ and ‘feel powerful’ despite being an opposite of true feminism, where that behavior would be considered whoreish and slutty by other women/girls. There are varying degrees of the femwhores, as some are more moderate and respectable in their beliefs, while some are radical and dangerously close to straight up communism. Other than their beliefs, they are no different than any other whores in appearance, sound, etc.
Paris Hilton, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, Rita Ora, Beyoncé, Scarlet Johansson, and countless others are the main leaders of the femwhore subculture.
by El ritardo July 14, 2018
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Homo-logical

Someone that should be gay, but isn’t.
Phil was homo-logical, they thought he was gay up until he brought home Reagan.
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
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Whipping up some Jelly

British(generally Birmingham) slang for wanking.
After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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Nubbin

A developing third nipple, but not a true nipple yet.
Holy nuts! Phil has a nubbin on his back!
by El ritardo July 15, 2018
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Dutch Loli

A Dutch prostitute that would be underage literally anywhere else on the planet.
The Dutch Lolis are takin’ over up there.
by El ritardo July 2, 2018
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Homo-Spectacle

Someone who pretends to be gay in order to gain the attention of somebody of the opposite sex.
Karen became an open homo-spectacle in order to gain the attention of Brad, claiming she scissored with Jordan.
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
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