El ritardo's definitions

Whipping up some Jelly

British(generally Birmingham) slang for wanking.

After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Mooner molester

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.

Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Homo-logical

Someone that should be gay, but isn’t.

Phil was homo-logical, they thought he was gay up until he brought home Reagan.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Nubbin

A developing third nipple, but not a true nipple yet.

Holy nuts! Phil has a nubbin on his back!

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

iffy

Nasty, or just plain unsettling

Nigga that shit in Portugal was iffy, we fucked with the wrong homies there.

by El ritardo June 18, 2018

Hibbert Syndrome

Hibbert Syndrome is a tendency found in some people to laugh at tragedy or any other overly facetious moment. It is named after Dr. Hibbert, a character from the Simpsons renowned for this behaviour.

After laughing at the fires ongoing, Jeremy was diagnosed with Hibbert Syndrome and was given a bipolarity prescription.

by El ritardo September 14, 2020

tonghongerokoogers

A Japanese term for breasts, titties, etc.

Holy shit dude! Look at that Asian with the big ol’ tonghongerokoogers!

by El ritardo July 30, 2018