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whack your sack

Fondling your balls instead of actually fapping, to make it look like your just adjusting yourself.
If you whack your sack, you won’t get shit back.
by El ritardo June 24, 2018
mugGet the whack your sackmug.

iffy

Nasty, or just plain unsettling
Nigga that shit in Portugal was iffy, we fucked with the wrong homies there.
by El ritardo June 18, 2018
mugGet the iffymug.

Hibbert Syndrome

Hibbert Syndrome is a tendency found in some people to laugh at tragedy or any other overly facetious moment. It is named after Dr. Hibbert, a character from the Simpsons renowned for this behaviour.
After laughing at the fires ongoing, Jeremy was diagnosed with Hibbert Syndrome and was given a bipolarity prescription.
by El ritardo September 14, 2020
mugGet the Hibbert Syndromemug.

tonghongerokoogers

A Japanese term for breasts, titties, etc.
Holy shit dude! Look at that Asian with the big ol’ tonghongerokoogers!
by El ritardo July 30, 2018
mugGet the tonghongerokoogersmug.

French Dip

Putting gravy on your dick and having a French bulldog suck it.
Billy had to get a dick transplant after his French dip experience.
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
mugGet the French Dipmug.

Whipping up some Jelly

British(generally Birmingham) slang for wanking.
After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
mugGet the Whipping up some Jellymug.

Korean Barbecue

Terms used for large gatherings of Korea-obsessed Jews.
There’s a Korean barbecue over at the NRG stadium due to the EXO concert. Let’s light it up later.
by El ritardo December 6, 2017
mugGet the Korean Barbecuemug.

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