El ritardo's definitions

Iffy Stiffy

When your viagra is a dud, and you get blue-balled hardcore.

Tyson got an iffy stiffy last night, and he’s been sad ever since.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018

hell’s butthole

After getting discharged in Vietnam, Grandpa created hell’s butthole out of desperation. A blend of Bacardi 151, Everclear, and some dragon fruit juice, it lived up to it’s name after he had to get his stomach pumped and a catheter for the rest of his life.

Damn dude! After Wayne slammed down some hell’s butthole, he ran around naked and took a shit on the feds’ cars!

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Korean Barbecue

Terms used for large gatherings of Korea-obsessed Jews.

There’s a Korean barbecue over at the NRG stadium due to the EXO concert. Let’s light it up later.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017

Trumptown

A bordertown that enters a boomtown-esque change due to demographic changes brought on by the trump administration.

San Diego, El Paso, Yuma, Brownsville, and countless others are future candidates for Trumptowns.

by El ritardo July 4, 2018

pull an israel

To get an acquitted murder charge, often through corruption.

I shot that nigga in Paris the other day, so I decided to pull an Israel by bribing the judge.

by El ritardo June 27, 2018

Dumpsack

To dumpsack is to shit in a paper bag, then throw it on somebody’s porch alight. Worried, they stomp out the fire, therefore, getting shit on them.

Them niggas slipped me some duds on purpose, so I dumpsacked them faggots last night.

by El ritardo July 1, 2018

*insert name here*

*insert description, something along the lines of “god among men put on this planet to pleasure women” or “annoying gamer kid with a tiny dick”*

*insert girl name*- “Wow, that guy is such a/n *insert name here*, he must be packing 23 centimeters.”

*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.

by El ritardo June 1, 2019