El ritardo's definitions

Green Bay Fudge Packer

A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.

Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.

by El ritardo July 2, 2018

penis popper party

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Syrian Switcheroo

The act of nutting in a sock, turning it inside out, and throwing away all of your friends condoms. Therefore, he uses the sock, getting his partner pregnant.

Tony gave my rich homie Tyson a Syrian switcheroo, and now my sis is pregnant.

by El ritardo July 1, 2018

Slurp Juice

One of countless terms for purple drank.

Sipped a big gulp slurp juice earlier, now I feel like I want to throw up.

by El ritardo July 19, 2018

Ginger Nationalism

Gingers that believe they are their own ethnicity, and deserve their own country. Not to be confused with ginger supremacists.

Ginger nationalism remains the fastest growing political movement in the world, unfortunately.

by El ritardo June 20, 2018

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Alvin and The Chipmunks

Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.

They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017