El ritardo's definitions

Cardi B Feminist

A feminist, but one that is extremely whore-ish and bitchy.

Them cardi b feminists taking over, and now I fear for the future of feminism.

by El ritardo June 28, 2018

testicular holocaust

Getting shot in the testicles.

That nigga felt testicular holocaust from that trap packing heat.

by El ritardo June 29, 2018

One Fast Boi

A bullet that hits its intended target.

Hit that nigga in Lisbon with that one fast boi, that nigga be pushing daisies now.

by El ritardo June 29, 2018

Studio rape

Being sexually assaulted on a movie set

They say kevin spacey studio raped that kid.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017

Dinner roll

A hand-rolled blunt saved for immediately before dinner, therefore giving you an appetite.

Hol up, imma roll a dinner roll before going out to eat in Lisbon.

by El ritardo July 16, 2018

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Alvin and The Chipmunks

Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.

They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017