The Fat L

Lisbon, Portugal

Goin down to The Fat L to get some shit sorted out.

by El ritardo July 02, 2018

Dumpsack

To dumpsack is to shit in a paper bag, then throw it on somebody’s porch alight. Worried, they stomp out the fire, therefore, getting shit on them.

Them niggas slipped me some duds on purpose, so I dumpsacked them faggots last night.

by El ritardo July 02, 2018

pull an israel

To get an acquitted murder charge, often through corruption.

I shot that nigga in Paris the other day, so I decided to pull an Israel by bribing the judge.

by El ritardo June 27, 2018

Cincinnati Chili

The act of rubbing chili on your dick, and then receiving a blowjob.

Ricardo hit that bitch in Barcelona with that Cincinnati chili, now that bitch can’t get off him.

by El ritardo July 02, 2018

Jungkook

One hot and incredibly nice Korean dude who unfortunately has less meat than lil dicky himself.

Jungkook is great to hang with, but not in a sexual way.

by El ritardo July 02, 2018

Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

*insert name here*

*insert description, something along the lines of “god among men put on this planet to pleasure women” or “annoying gamer kid with a tiny dick”*

*insert girl name*- “Wow, that guy is such a/n *insert name here*, he must be packing 23 centimeters.”

*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.

by El ritardo June 02, 2019