El ritardo's definitions

Vidalia ass

An ass so sweet, it makes you cry, alluding to the vidalia onion.

God damn, all these vidalia asses making me cry fam.

by El ritardo June 19, 2018

Ginger Nationalism

Gingers that believe they are their own ethnicity, and deserve their own country. Not to be confused with ginger supremacists.

Ginger nationalism remains the fastest growing political movement in the world, unfortunately.

by El ritardo June 20, 2018

Iffy Stiffy

When your viagra is a dud, and you get blue-balled hardcore.

Tyson got an iffy stiffy last night, and he’s been sad ever since.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018

Gack

Dick, in particular an erection.

Billy whacked his gack in class the other day, and I could never see him the same way again.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018

whack your sack

Fondling your balls instead of actually fapping, to make it look like your just adjusting yourself.

If you whack your sack, you won’t get shit back.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018

Toucansexual

A furry, or perhaps bird furry, that has a particular kink for toucans

They say Tyson went to jail on a zoophilia charge for being an open toucansexual.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

penis popper party

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018