69 definitions by El ritardo
by El ritardo June 24, 2018
*homosexual transgender individual*: Ugh, I’m tired of these cunts at Starbucks putting rainbows in shit just to exploit me. I just want some fucking soy latte without any extra shit in it.
*me*: Looks like some hardcore pride preying if I’ve ever seen it.
*me*: Looks like some hardcore pride preying if I’ve ever seen it.
by El ritardo June 6, 2019
My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
by El ritardo June 9, 2018
by El ritardo July 31, 2018
by El ritardo December 6, 2017