2 definitions by EkarcE11

someone who sucked so much cock that all the inches of the cock put together could create a ladder to the moon.
"Lela is so hot."
"Bro I heard she's a moonchild"
by EkarcE11 February 17, 2014
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When you are fisting a man or woman and they put gorilla glue around your wrist, sealing the fist inside of them and restricting the use of that hand.
Jeff: I can't hangout today
Roy: Why?
Jeff: Because my girlfriend put me in a Human Handcuff again.
by EkarcE11 May 2, 2015
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