11 definitions by Eisel Dier

Pipexual

A guy who wanks over David Hasselhoff (The HOFF), but has a girlfriend simular to Pamela Anderson.

Or in other terms a spoil'd prick.

U'd never guess but Martin's a Pipexual, the Jammy Git!!!

by Eisel Dier March 23, 2007

Agreed'd

Special way of saying agreed, with examphasis on the D.

(Pronounced: A-GRE-EEE-ED-DAA)

George:Matt r u gay?
Matt:N(interuprted
Graham:Yes,Agreed
George:Agreed'd
(Later)
George:U fuckin Twat-Ter!

by Eisel Dier March 23, 2007

Wham! and the dirt is gone!

(Usually followed up with a slap to the face on the Wham!)

A politicly correct way of mimicing the Cilit Bang adverts, without offending any Suicide Bombers trevelling on the tube with you.

or

A phase used when happy slapping George Michael.

Hi I'm Barry Scott,Wham! and the dirt is gone!

Eisel:Oi, isn't that George Michael comotosed over there?
Chris:Yeah
Eisel:Get ur phone ready
Hey george, Wham! and the dirt is gone!

by Eisel Dier March 23, 2007

Maps

Shortened version of Man Baps, interchangable with Moobs

Yeah! Lick my Maps!

I'm getting my Maps out!

Who wants some Maps!

I love Maps!

by Eisel Dier April 8, 2007