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In Ireland the verb to batter is used as a slang for sexual intercourse.
"Jaysus I'm tellin' ya Mick, I battered her last night!"
by Eiméid October 4, 2005
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An act of self love performed after becoming aroused purely by ones own perception of self achievement.
After signing off on the "unsaleable" Filton portfolio for double the asking price, Manuel slipped into the men's room for a sneaky bosswank.
by Eiméid September 28, 2016
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