5 definitions by EdwardColinFanNOJACOB
A chad usually from Germany who keeps to themselves. Regardless of gender, they're usually 5'5 - 5'7. They are passionate about creative writing and protecting their virginity at all costs, even death. They once had dreams but sold them to the ultra-capitalistic world of taxes. Is either a ladies man or a ladies woman but only have eyes for those who wreak havoc around them and set the world on fire.
Person A: Wow, Sini's still a virgin?
Person B: Yeah, I heard the last person who asked them out got set on fire!
Person A: Damn, I wonder who keeps doing that.
Person B: Yeah, I heard the last person who asked them out got set on fire!
Person A: Damn, I wonder who keeps doing that.
by EdwardColinFanNOJACOB June 13, 2021
A name for a STEM kid who learned quantum physics at the age of 12, is fluent at 54 coding languages, and probably wants to go to MIT. He grows up to be your typical dilf tech bro. Likely lives in Silicon Valley
by EdwardColinFanNOJACOB May 22, 2022
An Alba is a person who appears to be harmless on the outside but becomes a different person when angered. They’re attractive and considerably sexy (depending on age, of course). Their peers describe them as formal, easygoing, and tenderhearted, but when an Alba loses their temper, they can go from an angel to a sadist. Underneath the layers of soft, ethereal skin could be a symphony of flames waiting to be set loose.
If you ever trigger an Alba, remember that you still got time to calm them down, or none of your skin cells will be left unburnt.
If you ever trigger an Alba, remember that you still got time to calm them down, or none of your skin cells will be left unburnt.
by EdwardColinFanNOJACOB June 16, 2021
An Icy is a chill yet cold-natured girl who often has a either Australian or American accent. She’s a stereotypical drama kid who enjoys musicals and has a secret admiration for K-Pop. Icys are unforgiving and will have homocidal tendencies if they catch their partner cheating on them and are highly against polygamous relationships. They like to take the title of “boss” or “tyrant” to appear dominant in relationships but secretly fall into their submissive pet-playing state while isolated with their partner.
by EdwardColinFanNOJACOB June 16, 2021
A Bakie is a girl who’s sweet, kindhearted, and radiates optimistic energy at all times. Although they seem like they deserve the best, they always happen to run into the slightest misfortunes.
Person: Ugh, I ran out of toilet paper again and I can’t refill until the 5th because online delivery takes FOREVER! I’m such a Bakie!
by EdwardColinFanNOJACOB June 16, 2021