5 definitions by EddieBready

January 2nd

January second is national compliment an elder day
If someone is over 60, tell them a compliment!

Kid: Hey Gram
Gma: Yes dear?
Kid: Nice hat, looks good on you
Gma: why is this the third time you've complimented me to day sonny?
Kid: Because its January 2nd!

by EddieBready December 17, 2021

May 22nd

May 22nd is slap specifically. a woman with glasses who was born on december 18th that is named Corrie

Me: hey Corrie, whens your birthday?
C: december 18th... why?
Me: *checks calendar* oh its May 22nd...

C: NONONONO WAIT FU- *gets slapped in the face* heck you.
Me: The day is saved!

by EddieBready December 31, 2022

Cum

White stuff that comes out your pp when your horny

Theres cum in my panties

by EddieBready April 17, 2020

poop-hole

its just kind of a more inappropriate way of saying "butt"

you frickin poop-hole!
what
youre a butt
ah, okay

by EddieBready March 16, 2021

Piss

golden liquid that can come out of your... uuh... thingy... and is edible but not recommended but there are things that make it safe to drink. and should be flushed down the toilet

Me: yo, dude i gotta piss
Person: k bathrooms upstairs to the right

by EddieBready July 29, 2020