Ebonyks's definitions

passion granny

A term used to describe the transformation of elderly person to a born again Christian after witnessing Mel Gibson's 'Passion of the Christ'.

'Do you think your grandma will buy us wine again?'
'Naw, ever since she saw the passion of the christ, she won't buy me alcohol'
'She's such a passion granny'

by Ebonyks September 11, 2009

Melon Play

Sexual foreplay involving watermelon. Whole melons with crafted holes can be used for penetration or slices can be used for manual stimulation.

"I just divorced my husband because he wasn't into melon play. If he can't fuck a melon, he can't fuck me either"

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by Ebonyks September 16, 2014

Skyped

Past tense of using skype or another VOIP service to make a phone call.

I skyped my friend last night, He has cancer

by Ebonyks March 22, 2010

crazier than a fish with titties

To be extremely crazy. Originates from part 13 of R.kelly's 'trapped in the closet', a epic 22 part 'hip-hopera' saga.

Smoking weed in here tron? that is crazier than a fish with titties!

by Ebonyks August 20, 2007

Internet self

A term describing the sum of one's internet activities, including facebook and twitter profiles, forum activity, instant message conversations, websites run, etc. The term is meant in contrast to the rest of one's life in the real world.

My internet self is such a dick to this girl... i'd be way nicer to her in real life.

by Ebonyks January 23, 2011

Long distance life

A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.

I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.

by Ebonyks July 9, 2010

digital alter ego

A pseudonym for someone's identity on the internet. This is who they are in chat rooms/forums/online social network (facebook, myspace, etc) in contrast with who they are in the real world.

My digital alter ego got huge last week, after my definition got added to the urban dictionary front page. I got 10 friend invites on facebook today from people I don't remember.

by Ebonyks January 22, 2011