Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Cherry Bomb Broth

The liquid that blasts from your ass the next day after a night of partying and consuming a minimum of 6-8 Cherry Bombs (vodka and Red Bull) at your favorite bar.

Leroy went out partying and consumed 9 Cherry Bombs during the course of the evening at the local bar. He paid the price the next morning when he sat on the toilet and exploded a Cherry Bomb Broth.

by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009

Standy

Receiving a handy while in the standing position.

I got a standy last night in the unisex restroom from a tranny. It was awesome.

She was so horny when I got home she pulled down my shorts and gave me a standy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Cavern Crotch

An extremely loose, gaping female vagina. Once your in past the lips of a cavern crotch, there is very little feeling or contact between the penis and the inner walls and is akin to being in a giant empty cave.

Roger dumped his girlfriend Sheila after he pounded her the first time and discovered she had a cavern crotch and felt nothing.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Moist Auger

When your girlfriend gives you a startling, but welcomed surprise of licking her index finger and probing your ass and ticking the prostate during a hot, sloppy blow job.

Dude I went out with a Kendra last night and she surprised me with an awesome moist auger. Her sausage fingers made it even better.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Tug Boy

A male that graciously offers up a tug job upon request. The Tug Boy may offer their services for some form of consideration such as cash or drugs or they simply may be promiscuous and enjoy giving a good handy and do it for free to anyone that asks.

Dan enjoyed spending the weekend at the local gay bar. He earned extra cash by offering up services as a Tug Boy in the restroom.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Love Beets

The male gonads. Testicles aching to release a nut.

Sonja sucked the hell out of my love beets last night. My balls are sore.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Yogurt Bowl

Reference to a good girl that swallows the man yogurt and gives head the proper way to completion. A cum loving slut.

May also simply refer to her hungry, cum guzzling mouth.

Rachel is a yogurt bowl.

I told her to open her yogurt bowl wide cause it was bout to be filled.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018