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Rachel sucked me off last night. After nutting her chin, I did a little vein stamping. Her lips are a little sore and chapped today.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Get the Vein Stamping mug.The failed attempt to make a proper landing on the toilet seat otherwise known as the landing zone and the bowels are released short of the rim leaving excrement all over the stool and floor. The Louisiana Tail Drop is experienced during explosive diarrhea brought on by too many Cajun style shrimp, oysters and red beans and rice. The condition appears out of nowhere and is accompanied by gut wrenching and imminent sphinctergeddon. In all cases, the onset occurs when one is the furthest from the nearest rest room facility. Due to the intense pressure, simultaneous ass clenching and efforts to remove one's pants and grunders in time, the distance to the bowl is misjudged and the assplosion occurs short of the rim leaving ass gravy.
During a high profile case, attorney Dick Short of the firm Short, Course and Kirley suffered from an unexpected shart attack brought on by his lunch that day at the Rajun Cajun Restaurant. He made a prompt courtroom exit during a five minute recess to relieve his bowels; however he misjudged the distance to the bowl as he was coming in for release and ended up doing Louisiana Tail Drop. While relieved, the mess and the stench caused the court to evacuate and recess for the remainder of the day.
by Eaton Holgoode August 26, 2013
Get the Louisiana Tail Drop mug.Shit Vapors may be used simply as another name for passing gas, having the farts, breaking wind.
Shit Vapors may also be used to describe the rancid stench left behind in a rest room by someone that took a nasty shit.
Shit Vapors may also be used to describe the rancid stench left behind in a rest room by someone that took a nasty shit.
Example 1: Dude, beware. I ate at Taco Bell last night. I am cranking out some serious Shit Vapors today.
Example 2: Dude, watch out. Don't go in the rest room over there. Someone had a nasty assplosion an hour ago in there and the Shit Vapors are still lingering. I was holding my breath the whole time I was in there.
Example 2: Dude, watch out. Don't go in the rest room over there. Someone had a nasty assplosion an hour ago in there and the Shit Vapors are still lingering. I was holding my breath the whole time I was in there.
by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
Get the Shit Vapors mug.The smell of one's genitals and surrounding area. For the well maintained, this can be a pleasant, intoxicating aroma. For the unkept, it can be a vile, sweaty, offensive stench.
Her pubessence was like a garden of flowers. I buried my face and tongued her delecate petals.
That whore's pubessence was like sour cheese. I gagged. She put the stank in stank finger braaaaahhhh.
That whore's pubessence was like sour cheese. I gagged. She put the stank in stank finger braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
Get the Pubessence mug.An alternative, less forward way to request a member of the female sex to flash, expose or otherwise display her breasts to you. Ideally, asking a female to show her Olga's would be when she is wearing a zippered shirt, blouse or half shirt. However, any top will suffice. Show Your Olga’s was inspired and coined for use after Russian Speed Skater Olga Graf celebrated after competing to win the bronze medal in the Women's Speed Skating 3,000-meter at the Sochi Winter Olympics in 2014. During her celebration she unzipped her skating outfit but forgot she had no clothing on beneath her extremely tight uniform.
Dude: Whaaaassssuppp! Babe. Lookin good. How bout cha Show Your Olga's!
Chick: Mmmmmm that's so hot. Zipppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You like?
Dude: Helllzzzz yea! Best set I have seen since Sochi!
Chick: Mmmmmm that's so hot. Zipppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You like?
Dude: Helllzzzz yea! Best set I have seen since Sochi!
by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2014
Get the Show Your Olga's mug.To engage in a friendly, playful round of Greco-Roman Wrestling with your Grandfather during which you are pinned to the floor, inadvertently fondled and able to feel his erect penis poking you. Typically result in an immediately yelling of "I give" and no further discussion or wrestling ensues.
Dan: Hey Carl. Want to take a ride with me? I need to run this assisted living brochure over to my Grandpa's house.
Carl: No thanks Braaaaahhhh. I still am scarred from the last time I went with you there. Not this time. No way I am getting the Silver Pin Down again brooooohhh!!
Dan: Oh come one brother!! I can't wrestle him by myself. It's too awkward when Grandma's gone.
Carl: No thanks Braaaaahhhh. I still am scarred from the last time I went with you there. Not this time. No way I am getting the Silver Pin Down again brooooohhh!!
Dan: Oh come one brother!! I can't wrestle him by myself. It's too awkward when Grandma's gone.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Get the Silver Pin Down mug.I beat off with my right hand. My lefty used to just sit bone idle till I made it my nad hand.
Wanking was pretty boring after I broke my nad hand in that accident.
I gave Rachel a little surprise last night and rubbed a little sniff sniff under her nose off my nad hand.
Wanking was pretty boring after I broke my nad hand in that accident.
I gave Rachel a little surprise last night and rubbed a little sniff sniff under her nose off my nad hand.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
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