The feelings of shame and disgust after fapping yourself to orgasm using some form of deviant stimuli to aid in your filthy self-pleasure.
I can’t get myself to nut unless I’m looking at midget granny porn. The fap shame is real. But what am I to do.
I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.
I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.
by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018
Get the Fap Shamemug. Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.
Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2018
Get the Shift-Knobbingmug. Typically, a felatio induced hot load of male nut custard that is ejaculated all over the giver's nose and nostril area. The end result is this gooey semen resembles a thick, draining wad of snot from the nasal passages.
Sandy was giving Robert head in the back bedroom at the party. He blew a huge Snot Wad and she ran from the room looking for a tissue.
by Eaton Holgoode December 01, 2015
Get the Snot Wadmug. by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018
Get the Brown Saucermug. A condom.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Jimmy Skinmug. Carl is a titspert. He’s like a fat kid eating candy when he’s at Hooters.
He really can get me off working my tits. My boyfriend is a real titspert.
He really can get me off working my tits. My boyfriend is a real titspert.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018
Get the Titspertmug. A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.
He coated my face with nut curd.
I blew my nut curd all over her tits.
I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.
I blew my nut curd all over her tits.
I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
Get the Nut Curdmug.