Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A reference to the pink toned penis of a Caucasian male when that’s one’s preference to root out their bodily orifices. The ol’ pink penis.
I took his pink plumber right up my poop chute.
His pink plumber was so big I thought my cervix was going to burst.
His pink plumber was so big I thought my cervix was going to burst.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018
Get the Pink Plumbermug. When a group of three or more old ladies remove their dentures and perform sloppy, wet, toothless head on your engorged knob.
I had a pack of gummies last night. What a feeling of skin to gum. They were hungry.
Gramps says I should visit him at the home. He says he will get me a pack of gummies.
Gramps says I should visit him at the home. He says he will get me a pack of gummies.
by Eaton Holgoode February 9, 2018
Get the Pack of Gummiesmug. A state of constipation. The pucker hole cannot pass any feces due to the bowels being bound via a Binder Knot.
Roger was so constipated he had to visit the emergency room. When the nurse asked about the reason for the visit, he told her he was Pucker Plugged.
by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2015
Get the Pucker Pluggedmug. When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.
I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
Get the Schmuckermug. Fecal remnants formed in a ring around the base of the penis after anal sex. Comprised of a viscous of semen, lube, shit and ass juice. May contain solid matter depending upon dietary choices of the anal pounding receipient.
I hit that ho’s ass good last night. So deep and so long she left me with a corn ring. Had to wipe it off with her bedroom curtain when she went to the bathroom.
by Eaton Holgoode October 5, 2018
Get the Corn Ringmug. The most satisfying wipe job performed for rectal cleansing post defecation. To dry wipe, one pinches a clean turd and the subsequent wiping of the ass results in the toilet paper being clean and "dry" and free of any fecal remnants.
Roger was already running late for work but he felt the urge to take a dump before embarking upon his long commute to the office. Fortunately for Roger and his high fiber diet, he was able to pinch off a clean loaf and was able to dry wipe thus saving him valuable time.
by Eaton Holgoode September 27, 2015
Get the Dry Wipemug. An individual into all forms of anal sexual play and gratification. Typically refers to a male due to the masculine connotation.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018
Get the Bung Holermug.