Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Panty Gag

When you are giving her the D so good her eyes roll back and she is screaming so loud you stuff her own panties in her mouth to muffle the noise before everyone in the house and/or the neighbors wake up.

I was hitting that shit so good last night I had to give Rachel a panty gag before she woke her parents up.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Polish the War Helmet

A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.

I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Brisket Fart

Loud, beefy flatulence. May have a slight sound of wet.

I just dropped a brisket fart in the cafeteria line. Check em out down wind.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

Tangy Beef Stick

For a male to intentionally allow oral sex to be performed on a dirty penis. The Tangy Beef Stick is created when a male performs vaginal or anal sex with a willing partner and intentionally neglects to wash up before having a different partner perform oral sex him.

Roger gave his girlfriend's mud tunnel and thorough reaming leaving his member unwashed after sex. On the way home, Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute whereby he paid $10 and got a hot gummy performed on this Tangy Beef Stick.

by Eaton Holgoode September 22, 2014

Pearl Onions

A shaven, smooth scrotum with a shiny, glistening appearance of baby skin.

The complete opposite of Pickled Onions.

She loves slobbing on my knob but she really loves fondling my pearl onions.

by Eaton Holgoode February 9, 2017

Cart Shart

To leak fecal matter or full on defecate oneself while performing one or more cartwheels.

Connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics competition when in the middle of her routine, she did a Cart Shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Texas Foldover

An exceptionally meaty foreskin pieces with a used bull’s nose ring from a nearby cattle ranch.

She gave the best head to my Texas Foldover.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018