Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A quick wank of the cock performed to move the penis from a flaacid or semi-hard state to full on erection for penetration.
During foreplay with Rachel, Roger only achieved a semi so she gave him a quick fluff wank and got it so hard a cat couldn’t scratch it.
by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018
Get the Fluff Wankmug. Sexual Shenanigans whereby a male intends to perform anal sex on his unexpecting partner and does so my Tom Foolery and leads his partner to beleive that the occurance of the unexpected anal sex penetration was merely the direct result of a result of cockslippage.
Howard couldn't wait to have a little bit of his girlfriend's Brown Eye so he pulled of a little Assnanigans and slipped out mid-stroke making Sonja squeal with delight.
Roger: Hey Carl. How was your date with Rhonda last night?
Carl: Oh it was good Brahhhh! I pulled some Assnanigans!
Roger: Sweet!
Roger: Hey Carl. How was your date with Rhonda last night?
Carl: Oh it was good Brahhhh! I pulled some Assnanigans!
Roger: Sweet!
by Eaton Holgoode September 11, 2014
Get the Assnanigansmug. An extremely wet, sexually aroused vagina that is extremely wooly, overly hairy and untrimmed. Generally has hair running form the mons through the taint and up the ass crack. May also be known as sasquatch crotch.
Roger picked up a girl at closing time at the local bar. He took her home for sex but when she got naked and exposed her Wet Sweater, he just couldn't do it and pretend to pass out.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Get the Wet Sweatermug. I was about to do that ass when she spread them cheeks and there was nothing but ass gruff braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017
Get the Ass Gruffmug. Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.
She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.
The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.
My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.
My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Ring Beansmug. The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.
Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
Get the Ass Chamoismug. Can wait to get home, my room mate is going to give me a Hander.
Yo bitch! How much for a hander?
My balls are rocked. She gave me a rough handers.
Yo bitch! How much for a hander?
My balls are rocked. She gave me a rough handers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
Get the Handermug.