Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Spicy Taint Musk

When your girl goes down on you and you surprise her with taint musk after several days of no ball washing. She promptly pulls up with a Trump Pucker face like she just sucked a hot, spicy sour pickle.

She didn't care for the spicy taint musk brooohhh. Ya should of seen that pucker.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Diddle Skin

The female clitoris.

My fingers hurt from working my diddle skin last night.

Rachel’s diddle skin is like a nub when she’s engorged.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Sea-Bagging

Tea bagging your girl with a salty, tangy scrotum after you have been swimming and frolicking in the ocean.

Rachel and I went behind the dunes and I did a little sea-bagging.

Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Duke Down

Reference to anal sex. Doing her in the duker.

Imma duke down Rachel tonight. Imma D that booty so good her eyes roll back.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Deglaze

To wipe and clean up ejaculate from one's face, breasts, neck, chin, stomach, low back or bung hole post sexual activity.

Carl hosted a bukkake for his girlfriend Sharlene. After taking hot load after hot load, she was left a quivery, spooge covered mess on the living room floor. The last guy to blow handed her a bath towel to deglaze and told her to get ready for another round.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Bulldoggin’

When you eating out her ass in a ravenous manner and tounge punching the ring it makes her moan and growl like a bulldog in heat.

I was bulldoggin’ Rachel last night. She was so loud the neighbors called animal control.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Lava Blossom

A swollen anal sphincter aka rosebud from multiple rounds of acidic, explosive, burning diarreah. Usually occurs after excessive partying.

Stan: Hey Roger. How was your spring break in Florida?
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.

Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).

Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 14, 2015