Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A dirty, hairy whore's crotch. Slightly sweaty, very moist and a stank you can smell through clothes. Especially thin stretch pants. Has the external appearance of curdled yogurt.
Watch that crack whore braaaahhh. She'll fuck for a fix. But she's got the worst cheese basket. I know. I needed a spoon for that Yoplait she had culturing down there.
by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2017
Get the Cheese Basketmug. I was stoking Rachel’s truffle oven last night.
I had anal and now my truffle oven is sore.
My truffle oven is a little itchy. I need to run wipe again.
I had anal and now my truffle oven is sore.
My truffle oven is a little itchy. I need to run wipe again.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
Get the Truffle Ovenmug. Buford: What's going on Braaa? Have you met that new chick in the apartment next door?
Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.
Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!
Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!
Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.
Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!
Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!
by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
Get the Throwing Back The Shuttersmug. Sonja enjoyed foreplay with her boyfriend Kevin. She often performed fellatio followed by analingus. She especially enjoyed giving Kevin a tossed salad this past weekend because Kevin had been doing yard work all afternoon in the hot sun and the sweat dripping down his ass crack all day had left him with a well Perfumed Rose.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2014
Get the Perfumed Rosemug. When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.
Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.
I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
Get the Old Fashioned Butternut Squashmug. Head. Sucking dick. Oral copulation of the penis that typically results in the bustin’ of a hot throat oyster from an aggressive skull fucking.
I’ll be bustin’ gums on Rachel tonight.
As soon as I got home the D was in her mouf bustin’ gums.
I was bustin’ gums and popped a sticky oyster. Her eyes watered and she gagged but took it like a champ.
As soon as I got home the D was in her mouf bustin’ gums.
I was bustin’ gums and popped a sticky oyster. Her eyes watered and she gagged but took it like a champ.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
Get the Bustin’ Gumsmug. I sat on the shitter thinking I was gonna bust a huge growler but all I worked out was a pinch biscuit.
There was a pinch biscuit floating in the crapper by the break room.
I just dropped a handful of pinch biscuits.
There was a pinch biscuit floating in the crapper by the break room.
I just dropped a handful of pinch biscuits.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
Get the Pinch Biscuitmug.