Eaton Holgoode's definitions
An endearing term for that special female (or male) that is able to take a whole, endowed, engorged cock, all the way, balls deep for that wonderful throat filling blow job.
Braaaahhh you might want to ask out that chick at the end of the bar. Rumor has it she's a deep neck.
Carl hated his wife but she's worth keeping around cause she's a deep neck.
Dude your grandma is a deep neck.
Carl hated his wife but she's worth keeping around cause she's a deep neck.
Dude your grandma is a deep neck.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
Get the Deep Neckmug. A discreet seaman's term used to convey that male on male anal sex activity is transpiring between two or more sailors on the same ship.
Captain: Yeoman, where is the first mate? He's been gone for an hour. And where are those new young cadets?
Yeoman: Captain, The Admiral's Between Decks.
Captain: Aye! Plundering again.
Yeoman: Captain, The Admiral's Between Decks.
Captain: Aye! Plundering again.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2014
Get the Admiral's Between Decksmug. With the aid of a few fellow Chaturbaters, She diddled her velvet knuckle till she squirted for her horny followers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
Get the Velvet Knucklemug. When a dude jerks off and rubs out his nut creme with one hand and and busts his hot load in the other hand which is held in a cup like shape.
What is done with the nut creme thereafter is purely and individual preference.
For example, one might enjoy eating their own nut. One might enjoy slapping their girl across the face with their creme cup. Or it may simply facilitate a quick jerk and easy clean up. The possibilities are endless.
What is done with the nut creme thereafter is purely and individual preference.
For example, one might enjoy eating their own nut. One might enjoy slapping their girl across the face with their creme cup. Or it may simply facilitate a quick jerk and easy clean up. The possibilities are endless.
Rachel wouldn’t give up the pussy last night so did a little creme cup and well.....she had to go wash her chin off when I was done.
Tony was so horny at work from doing nothing but watching internet porn he did a creme cup right at his desk.
My roommate is a sick fucker. He eats his own creme cups. I know. I watch him do it every night. Really? And he’s the sick fucker?
Tony was so horny at work from doing nothing but watching internet porn he did a creme cup right at his desk.
My roommate is a sick fucker. He eats his own creme cups. I know. I watch him do it every night. Really? And he’s the sick fucker?
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
Get the Creme Cupmug. Little Donny happen to spot his naked grandmother coming out of the shower. Her mangy muff startled him and scarred him for several months. Every time he went to wank one out it was all he could envision.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015
Get the Mangy Muffmug. Hooked up with that new girl Rhonda last night. After a few drinks, she was loose as creamed corn ready for sex. Lucky me, she's a snug plug. Both holes braaaahhh. Both holes!
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
Get the Snug Plugmug. Yo ho! Trim dat yeti fur. Damn!
Her yeti fur was sticking out all sides of her granny panties.
An Eskimo could make a coat out of that yeti fur you are sporting.
Her yeti fur was sticking out all sides of her granny panties.
An Eskimo could make a coat out of that yeti fur you are sporting.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
Get the Yeti Furmug.