Assballz

A rank, cheesy, sweaty smell of ripe ass and sticky ball sack that is found around the gooch and taint. However, may be used to just imply one smells of ass and balls.
I just scratched my taint and now my finger smells like assballz.

She was licking my gooch but gagged cause it smelled of assballz.

Dude go shower. You smell like assballz.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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Bishop Darlington

A discreet, slang reference to the performance of anal sex and other acts of anal play by members of the clergy.

While in its traditional meaning, Bishop Darlington is simply a type of budding rose bush. It is generally a large, upright shrub with full-sized, semi-double flowers of white.

In slang terminology, visting Bishop Darlington means one is engaged in or going to be engaged in some form of anal sex play.
Father Tony announced that he would not have his traditional office hours this week due to the fact that he would be out for the start of the boys summer camp and would be visting Bishop Darlington over the course of several days.
by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2014
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Cinch Knot

A nice tight little bunghole, anus, oring, balloon knot, tangy leather donut.
Carl's new girlfriend liked a little anal play. Carl couldn't wait to get home from work and get balls deep in her Cinch Knot.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2015
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Left Me Open

Her words after you dick her down and leave her ass gaping.
Last night he hit my ass and left me open.

He gave me an anal wake up this morning and left me open on the way to work.
by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018
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Tar Bucket

That gooey condition of the asshole caused by a pastey turd. Despite a valiant effort, you just can't wipe that ass completely clean and itch to the remnants most of the day.
I'm all itchy down there braaaaahhh. Had the tacky turd today and got a tar bucket going on.

Those chicken wings gave me tar bucket.

There's not enough toilet paper in the house to remedy this tar bucket.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
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Olive Muncher

A chick that spends an equal or an inordinate amount of time orally copulating, sucking and gingerly lipping a dude's balls and ball sack whilst performing head.
I love getting head from the new girl in marketing. She's a real olive muncher.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2016
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Rhonda Round Mouth

Rhonda Round Mouth does not refer to any specific individual. Rather, Rhonda Round Mouth is a slang term which may be used, at will, to reference any female that is known to be a frequent provider of fellatio. The term Rhonda Round Mouth implies that the individual provides so much oral sex that their mouth is literally in a constant state of being open and round because of the constant inhalation of cock.
Bill: Hey dude have you heard about Sonja in the accounting office?
Roger: Yea, you mean Rhonda Round Mouth.
Bill: That's the one!
by Eaton Holgoode March 03, 2014
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