Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Connie grabbed her boyfriend by the neck and shoved his face straight down on her tingle bean and said "Now eat!"
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016
Get the Tingle Beanmug. This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.
Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.
I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.
Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.
I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
Get the Sir Spankymug. Roger loves eating pussy. His latest girlfriend's snatch is so sweet, he refers to it as a slice of Box Cake.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
Get the Box Cakemug. Explosive, wet shits. Diarrhea of the highest caliber. Scooter juice is typically a multi-occurrence affair. Generally keeps one within quick scooting distance to a toilet for one or more days. Hallmarked by sheer fear of shitting oneself.
My ass is torn up from the scooter juice.
Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.
I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.
Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.
I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Scooter Juicemug. by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018
Get the Bake a Hot Loafmug. The performance of felatio, dome or head by a male or female without any teeth. The hallmark of a Hot Gummy is that is exceptionally wet, slobbery and skin to gum contact feels silky smooth.
Hot Gummies are most commonly performed by meth addicts and members of the geriatric community.
Hot Gummies are most commonly performed by meth addicts and members of the geriatric community.
Roger always enjoyed visiting his grandfather at the retirement home. During grandpa's nap time, Roger would troll the resident rooms until he found a willing granny to indulge him in his penchant for a Hot Gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2014
Get the Hot Gummymug. Have you seen Eric's new girlfriend? Yes. She's hot. I bet she has a sweet meat glove. I would love to get all up in that.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
Get the Meat Glovemug.