Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Breakfast Sammy

When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.

Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Peppermint Cup

When your partner lovingly strokes and massages your ballsack/scrotum with Ben Gay or Icy Hot.

Man braaaaahhh my balls are still on fire today. Sonja gave me a peppermint cup last night.

I sure hope your mom gives that Christmas Eve peppermint cup like last year.

I shaved my scrotum and plopped my smooth set in her hand for a peppermint cup.

by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2017

Stump Dump

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.

My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.

by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017

Scro-Yo

Scrotal yogurt aka Scro-Yo. Man gravy. Nut custard. Just another addition to the many fine names for male semen.

I swear the bish said she was hungry for some Scro-Yo not Fro-Yo so I busted all over her face.

She drained my pump of every drop of Scro-Yo.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

Meat 'n Beans

Another colloquial expression for the male genitals. The old cock and balls.

Roger woke up his wife and fed her hungry mouth a healthy serving of Meat 'n Beans.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Knuckle One

To masturbate. Jack off. Rub one out.

Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.

I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017

Dirty Ass

An untidy, dirty and smelly neither region known as the ass and bunghole or crotch.

After a long day of working on the construction site, Roger came home and showered and washed his Dirty Ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015