Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A female that acts all prim and proper but in reality, is a cum loving, leg spreading, cum one, cum all, piece of walking fuck meat.
Rachel is just the nicest human being I know. So polite and well mannered. Are you serious? You know she’s a dainty whore.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
Get the Dainty Whoremug. I can’t wait to get home. I’m gonna get the guts beat by Rodney.
She screamed my guts beat, my guts beat the whole time.
She screamed my guts beat, my guts beat the whole time.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
Get the Guts Beatmug. Carla wasn't worried about the blood in her stool since she had some raging hemorrhoids and expected a crimson pinch.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
Get the Crimson Pinchmug. I bagged that whore from the bar last night. Sadly, I'm still cleaning my cheese tip. A shower was not enough to wipe away that filth and regret.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
Get the Cheese Tipmug. A male with an obsessive panty fetish and can only get off wanking with panties. Prefers used and dirty panties over new.
Gets off by jerking himself while stroking with a pair of panties, or wanking into a pair, sniffing a pair, shoving a pair in his mouth or looking at panty porn.
Typically is a known panty thief and steals panties from retail stores, public laundry facilities or when visiting someone’s home.
Usually in possession of one or more pairs of panties at any given time and is usually wearing a pair.
Gets off by jerking himself while stroking with a pair of panties, or wanking into a pair, sniffing a pair, shoving a pair in his mouth or looking at panty porn.
Typically is a known panty thief and steals panties from retail stores, public laundry facilities or when visiting someone’s home.
Usually in possession of one or more pairs of panties at any given time and is usually wearing a pair.
Jon is a panty whacker. His perversion has taken over his life. He wears panties 27/4 and masturbates 6-8 times a day using both silk and cotton panties to stimulate himself.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Panty Whackermug. A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.
Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.
Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Nut Heavymug. Masturbation of or a hand job performed on a soft, flaacid penis. Remains soft and unerect and unable to nut.
I passed out last night doing a soft jerk.
Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.
Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
Get the Soft Jerkmug.