Eaton Holgoode's definitions
With the aid of a few fellow Chaturbaters, She diddled her velvet knuckle till she squirted for her horny followers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
Get the Velvet Knucklemug. When a dude jerks off and rubs out his nut creme with one hand and and busts his hot load in the other hand which is held in a cup like shape.
What is done with the nut creme thereafter is purely and individual preference.
For example, one might enjoy eating their own nut. One might enjoy slapping their girl across the face with their creme cup. Or it may simply facilitate a quick jerk and easy clean up. The possibilities are endless.
What is done with the nut creme thereafter is purely and individual preference.
For example, one might enjoy eating their own nut. One might enjoy slapping their girl across the face with their creme cup. Or it may simply facilitate a quick jerk and easy clean up. The possibilities are endless.
Rachel wouldn’t give up the pussy last night so did a little creme cup and well.....she had to go wash her chin off when I was done.
Tony was so horny at work from doing nothing but watching internet porn he did a creme cup right at his desk.
My roommate is a sick fucker. He eats his own creme cups. I know. I watch him do it every night. Really? And he’s the sick fucker?
Tony was so horny at work from doing nothing but watching internet porn he did a creme cup right at his desk.
My roommate is a sick fucker. He eats his own creme cups. I know. I watch him do it every night. Really? And he’s the sick fucker?
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
Get the Creme Cupmug. A discreet seaman's term used to convey that male on male anal sex activity is transpiring between two or more sailors on the same ship.
Captain: Yeoman, where is the first mate? He's been gone for an hour. And where are those new young cadets?
Yeoman: Captain, The Admiral's Between Decks.
Captain: Aye! Plundering again.
Yeoman: Captain, The Admiral's Between Decks.
Captain: Aye! Plundering again.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2014
Get the Admiral's Between Decksmug. An Arabian Oil Slick is performed by first taking a massive, greasy shit and not wiping one's ass. This is then followed by dragging one's dirty ass across an area rug (preferably a Persian area rug). The ideal Arabian Oil Slick is a full line of shit remnants from end to end of the carpet. Often performed as a practical joke or for revenge.
Tony was tired of his room mate stealing his laundry change so he got his revenge by doing an Arabian Oil Slick on his roomy's brand new area rug.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
Get the Arabian Oil Slickmug. A twisting hand job performed by the giver using one or both hands. The penis is wrapped and gripped by the hand(s) like a handle bar and only a repetitive twisting action of the hands is performed. There is no up and down, jerking action. Twisting speed and strength of grip will vary and impacts how quickly the receiver achieves a glorious, busted nut.
Rachel gave me the hottest twist job last night. I blew my oatmeal in under 60 seconds.
Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.
Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2018
Get the Twist Jobmug. by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
Get the Bowel Brickmug. Used as a joke or act of revenge. Smudgin is the act of wiping your dirty, bare ass on an object such as the armrest of your roomie's favorite chair, someone's car door handle, a toothbrush. Pretty much any object that would not normally have object to rectum contact. Smudgin is akin to the Texas Doily
Roger had enough of his roomie stealing his spare change for the laundry so he got his revenge by Smudgin the arm rests of his mate's recliner.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
Get the Smudginmug.