1136 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Masturbation of or a hand job performed on a soft, flaacid penis. Remains soft and unerect and unable to nut.
I passed out last night doing a soft jerk.
Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.
Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.
Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.
Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.
Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2014
When you pass out after wanking yourself to a glorious, hot, nut all over your stomach and you wake up hours later with your skin and hair stuck together like crusty Elemer’s glue.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
She dropped her panties and had the biggest pink tusk I’ve ever seen.
I like sucking on pink tusks.
I wasn’t too sure about her pink tusk. It looked almost penile like.
I like sucking on pink tusks.
I wasn’t too sure about her pink tusk. It looked almost penile like.
by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017
Streaks and stains and dribbles is stool in the gusset of a dude’s underwear from poor wiping or semi-loose stool and a little too much flatulence.
My wife said she’s done doing my laundry. Too many chili dribs.
Monday’s are rough after partying a weekend. I get the chili dribs at my desk.
My asshole was on fire this morning from the chili dribs.
Monday’s are rough after partying a weekend. I get the chili dribs at my desk.
My asshole was on fire this morning from the chili dribs.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
Gyrating your flaccid man meat back and forth and up and down in rapid fashion while slapping your girl's face with it from every direction. With the proper length and girth, should sound like a piece of raw meat hitting a cutting board.
Tina was begging to try something new last night so I gave her the old butcher's slap. She really enjoyed it.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017