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Bad Idea Tees

Yet ANOTHER way to get guys like you to buy funny tee shirts using hot girls.

Just like
Busted Tees
Noise Botsa
the most famous if not first,
Snorgtees
and another newer one
Palmer Cash
As if you though it wasn't safe to go back to Urban Dictionary to get away from fugly chicks in 'funny' shirts, yet another, Bad Idea Tees...

Bad Idea Tees..wow more hot chicks to advertise these..

I'll bet by Christime 2011 we'll have 25 companies pitching online ads for hot chicks in funny shirts, and Bad Idea Tees are the latest.
by ESSJAY May 5, 2011
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Guy Lombardo

Famous ultra-easy listening "big band"started circa 1925 Royal Canadians who lasted from the twenties to the seventies when the leader died in 1977, then revived in the 1980s. Often and unsurprisingly, given the changing tastes over the century and plus, if remembered at all today, maligned as horrid by usually the clueless critics who don't know how much people needed a laid back mellow dance. Understandable opinion, though, since the band reflected as they called themselves, "The sweetest music this side of heaven" and should posthumously remain THE symbol New Year's Eve.Because of the uber-old-fashioned and "conservative" sound, rooted in their 1920s beginnings, they were often either overlooked or ignored and thus erased from post-1940s write-ups by many critics, thus still later largely forgotten by susbsquent generations, yet his "Royal Canadians" dance orchestra included many jazz stars.Guy died 11/05/77.PS UNLIKE Justin Bieber, another performer who is hopelessly corny and attacked, Guy Lombardo 1902-1977 had amazing talent & know how, even though supplanted in post-1940s eras.
A: "Canada...hmm..Canada..Celebs from there: Michael J.Fox, John Candy, Jim Carrey, Sarah MacLachlan, the Degrassi High kids and franchise, Eugene Levy's wacky Second City Troupe, John Kricfalusi and his nutty mind"
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B: "Guy Lombardo...that big band who did New year's and kept the New York stage warm until 1972 when Dick Clark took over, and died a few months after Elvis did."

A: not understanding "Oh yeah. the guy who was known as Glenn Miller and Lawrence Welk, right".

Self-confessed music nerd:"Some of my favorite stars would get my friends laughing at me: Debbie Gibson, Amanda Bynes, Pat Boone, Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians."

Guy Lombardo is the music your great grandmother listned to, so it's unhip to admit you're a fan of it..

What actually happened in "Real Gone Woody", a 1954 Woody Woodpecker cartoon: A square shaped disc by Guy Lo,bardo
by ESSJAY January 27, 2011
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ct

camel toe the delightful sight of a girl's genitals through tight pants
In "Physical" music video, Olivia Newton-John has ct

My girlfriend is in leotards during high school cheerleading and she has ct
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Nim's Island

A 2008 family adventure movie about an 11-year old girl
(Abigail Breslin) who lives with her father (voluntarily)(Gerard Butler) on an uncharted island, a la ("Swiss Family Robinson","Gilligan's Island", or "Robinson Crusoe", except Gilligan's characteras are shipwrecked, not forever on an island out of their own volition). Based on a book by author Wendy Orr, it tells of her seafaring daddy, and her hero, "male" author Alex Rover (Jodie Foster, a child star earlier in her own right and who deserves credit for recomending Jodie's star billing!), who's actually a female (as Jodie Foster's mention above should explain!). Gerard Butler, continuing a la Hilary Swank's 2007 "P.S.I Love You" a fantasy role, doubles as the fictional Alex Rover. (An Indiana Jones like adventurer.0

You'll have to watch the rest yourself. Released on April 11, '08. From both Twentieth-Century Fox and Walden Media, which has given us many family films in the last five or so years. Somewhat of a cross between the above island films, and many child themed adventures.
I saw 'Nim's Island'. Very good movie, and should be shown next time I go on the Princess Cruise to Hawaii!! Not to have that in a tropical themed movie program is a crime!
by ESSJAY October 5, 2010
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essjay

to present false information about oneself or to assume an identity other than one's own (after former Wikipedia employee Essjay)
Personal ads are a common medium in which people essjay.
by Essjay January 1, 2008
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Maureen McCormick

b.8/05/1956 the cutest and eldest daughters of the Bradys. Looks like Amanda Bynes a bit and Lauren Conrad a LOT. Played Marcia Brady for five years on "The Brady Bunch" (ABC-TV/1969-1974), and recent wrote a memori entitled "Here's the Story". In case you forgot, her TV sibs were Barry Williams as Greg , Eve Plumb as Jan -"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia---I were that I were an ONLY CHILD!, Chris Knight as Peter, Susan Olsen as Cindy, and Mike Lookinland as Bobby, plus Ann B.Davis as housekeeper Alice, Florence Henderson as mom Carol Brady, and the late Bob Reed , as father Mike Brady.

Maureen McCormick's one of several cast members, the two others being the two other Brady Girls who pulled out of various revivals.

Her book shows an interesting and shocking read.:) Published in fall 2008.

Oh..and I STILL prefer Maureen..sigh..to Jan ! SORRY MIDDLE CHILD!!!
Maureen McCormick=MARCIA..THE Hot Brady Chick.Right out of TV..
Marcia Marcia Marcia
by ESSJAY March 22, 2009
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Ottawa

The capitol of Canada, where, surprsingly, no one mentioend, superstar singer Alanis Morissette's from.
Girl with accurate tast:"I love ALanis Morrissette, If one true star here in the USA's from Ottawa, it's here

NOTE TO U D: Pleqase cancel my previous submission,due to mispelling of "Ottawa", or just correct it".,That lst one was menat to be "Ottawa
Unintentionally mispelt.
by ESSJAY September 19, 2021
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