spunk junkie

a woman who is addicted to cock juice

by ernie October 21, 2003

footprints

What your mates sister leaves on your shelf after you've serviced her!

Wow, look at those footprints on your shelf.... Yeah we'd better not tell your brother

by Ernie July 29, 2004

fuckstick

A word meaning complete idiot. Sometimes said when someone is really pissing you off.

What are you?... You're a fuckstick!

Shut your fucking face ya fuckstick!

For fuck sake... fuck off you fucking fuckstick!

by Ernie January 26, 2005

turd burgular

smoke who steals and smokes bum cigars

by ernie October 21, 2003

Godd

Ernie, Lord Of All He Knows. He Created A Solar System, With The Main Planet Called Dead World.

Godd Rules 4Eva, All Hail Lord Ernie

by Ernie December 14, 2004

nephilim

biblical reference to 10 ft tall aliens (angel/man hybrids)

english goth band.

by ernie October 21, 2003

post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.

The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.

by Ernie September 29, 2004