ERnie's definitions

spunk junkie

a woman who is addicted to cock juice

by ernie October 21, 2003

nephilim

biblical reference to 10 ft tall aliens (angel/man hybrids)

english goth band.

by ernie October 21, 2003

cornflake blast

A bowel movement that resembles dumping a large portion of cornflake type cereal into the toilet.

After drinking all night and eating Taco Bell, Ernie left an enormous cornflake blast in the toilet.

by Ernie November 25, 2003

The Party

The Party is a completely and utterly sexified version of the average Dan.

My word! The Party is looking hella sexified!

by Ernie May 29, 2004

Godd

Ernie, Lord Of All He Knows. He Created A Solar System, With The Main Planet Called Dead World.

Godd Rules 4Eva, All Hail Lord Ernie

by Ernie December 14, 2004

lolo

Lolo means masturbation in a local dialect in Philippines.

Jake lolo everyday.

by ernie May 14, 2004

Divstarr

A diomand geeza. very funny individual who has the way with the ladies. Someone who's hairpeice seems to change color everytime you see him.

Will act as below:

Someone who can get any woman he wants, or can shag them anytime any place. Including up against a postbox.

by Ernie October 15, 2004