438 definitions by ERIC

ARGH

What a girl says whilst recieving a one eyed pirate.

Girl: ARGH! What'd u do that for?

by ERIC March 9, 2005

wal-mart

The reason why hippies don't get jobs.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna go get a job soon?

Hippie: Nah I'd rather just talk about why Wal-mart is ruining the planet.

by ERIC June 14, 2006

shraft

Politically correct slang for shitload, buttload, etc.

Man, I drank a shraft of beer last Friday night!

by ERIC July 9, 2004

Sugar Buddy

1) Smooching companion at a party, while slow dancing.

2) Sexual partner. A bit more than a friend.

3) Friend with money that likes to splurge on others. (younger version of a sugar daddy)

"How'd you get that new car?" From my sugar buddy.

by ERIC April 30, 2004

desperation

Being so hard-up to insult someone that you start going after their typos; or the same typo multiple times.

"Making fun of Jonah Goldberg for spelling errors is a sure sign of desperation."

by ERIC February 5, 2004

Pastry chef

When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.

Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef

by ERIC May 20, 2004

the

Definite article in English, usable for nouns of any number or in any position in the sentence (subject, direct object, indirect object, etc.). It indicates that the following noun is a certain particular noun (or nouns) rather than just anything of its sort.

The thief stole the bike. The President of the United States sucks.

by ERIC February 5, 2003