ERIC's definitions

D'oh

Expressing frustration at the realization that things have turned out badly or not as planned or that one has just said or done something foolish. Also implying that another person has said or done something foolish.

Person 1: Hey, man. I had sex with your girlfriend last night.
Person 2: D'OH!

Person 1; Hey! Where are your pants?
Person 2: D'OH!

by Eric June 10, 2004

piehl

someone who is perfect;descendant of the Christian God

"Hey, look at piehl over there, he's so perfect..."

by Eric January 25, 2005

Hair

Stuff that grows on people's balls, heads, arms, legs, and stuff that grows on cats, dogs, your anus, and so on.

There sure is alot of hair on my balls!

by ERIC October 18, 2003

Rectal Crevice

When a person's rectum is molested so much their anus resembles a crevice.

Fred's rectal is so wide from anal intercourse that having sex with him is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Eric April 7, 2005

Munchkin Kick

Process of having a girl (who is facing sideways to you) lift her leg so her thigh is parallel to the ground and then kicking down a lil behind her ass, so as to see if it jiggles. A good way to measure a butt

D Fresh: Yo Jill, let me see your Munchkin Kick?
Jill: Oh, like this? (kicks)

by Eric July 30, 2008

Spencers

A cool store that has some nice accesories and um stuff for adults who want to do certain...things.

Hey that dildo at Spencers is on sale.

by Eric December 29, 2004

oublinet

fuckin retarded

man, those guys from oublinet are fuckin retarded

by eric January 13, 2003