438 definitions by ERIC
A really big lesbian incest whore whom is in love with Melissa (see MistPrince). She also is perved after by everyone man and maybe even woman on NexusTK.
by ERIC January 29, 2005
One of the most underrated QBs of all time. Played for the Philadelphia Eagles most of the time but also had stints in Minnesota, Dallas, and Baltimore before retiring.
The closest he ever came to a Super Bowl was in 1998, when he led the Vikings to a 15-1 season. The team made it to the NFC Championship but they were beat in a heartbreaking game that ended in an OT field goal to the Falcons. Randall Cunningham never played quite the same afterwards.
by ERIC October 2, 2007
The title one receives, when, he can please two women simultaneously while playing a Mozart piano concerto. One must be extremely coordinated and limber. can also aply to a woman
Hey, look at Steve play all those arpeggios, eat that bitch and toe-fuck that oriental under the piano! What a Becker!
by ERIC December 7, 2004
police officers, the term cop is a shortened form of copper, which was used to describe police officers on account of their copper badges.
by ERIC February 4, 2004
Well I'm from Houston, and down here "barred out" means to be messed up on Xanex "bars." Bars are the most potent of Xanex pills in front of blue and purple "footballs." Usually you drink on them and get really fux0rdz.
maaaaaaaan i got barred out last night and backed my truck into a headshop and i dont even remember it
by ERIC October 16, 2004
by ERIC July 21, 2003
1) The act of being 'run-through by a cow or any other 'horned' animal.
2) The act of speaking to Al Gore for long periods of time without dying of hearing the florida elections over and over.
2) The act of speaking to Al Gore for long periods of time without dying of hearing the florida elections over and over.
by ERIC January 23, 2004