EEwisewolf's definitions

hypnosis orgasm

the best kind of orgasm, its a bit like being on weed but not as strong (for me that is)

guy 1 = dude check this hypnosis orgasm video, you'll thank me for it

6 minutes later...

guy 2 = that was incredible!

by EEwisewolf April 7, 2008

leyland

a town in lancashire, not excactly a chav hive, but has chavs, there is a cross near tesco that dates back to the saxon times, some sort of military training hut, and a continental market

guy 1: i went to that continental market in leyland yesterday, look what i got! *holds up an ornate vase*

guy 2: how much?

guy 1: ... fiver...

by EEwisewolf April 28, 2008

bloods

one of the most famous, and largest, criminal gangs, mainly full of idiots who think killing is cool, their main (and probably only) enemy is the crips, and the cleverest thing the bloods evwer did was make a complicated hand sign

the definition is above you! but ok heres yer stupid example

bloods cant get along with crips cause crips are crips, weird eh?

by EEwisewolf April 18, 2008

bond girl

the small selection of very attractive women who have the best chances of being fucked by james bond

bond fucked up that bond girl, then saved her life the next day

by EEwisewolf April 18, 2008

winsocket

the single most annoying glitch a game can have, it disconnects you from the server for no reason, this is quite complained about in air rivals, an mmo flight sim/shooter

sometimes called a winsock for short

bobby123: how do i fix this stupid winsocket!??

uberman_79: just google it bish

by EEwisewolf May 1, 2008

weed

(1) a plant with a yellow head

(2) a plant that is made into a drug, currentlu illegal

(1) damn weeds growin' in ma garden again, gotta buy some weed spray

(2) yo due wanna get high wi me?

by EEwisewolf April 18, 2008

fart cannon

a very large exhaust pipe attached to a car that was built for a much smaller pipe, named because of the sound it makes, which is similar to when you fart through a very hight quality microphone

used by chavs (uk) and ricers (us)

me: take off that freaking fart cannon its gonna wake up the entire street!

chav: bu' it' 'ard innit ya goffic nob

by EEwisewolf May 29, 2008