E's definitions

Bitch Pigeon

Adj. Used to describe a person who is being a complete whimp or is easily bossed around.

Chris didn't come out tonight as his girlfriend said not to. Chris is a Bitch Pigeon.

by E August 18, 2015

Carrotopophobia

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

by E October 19, 2006

javi

when doing anything in life, the unintential happens....

we were playing pool and the guy went javi and knocked in 3 balls and didnt even call it!

by E July 19, 2006

silver fox

an older gentleman with grey pubic hair.

not until i was on my knees did i realize he was actually a silver fox.

by e June 17, 2006

Geyer's theory

Function: Noun
Etymology: Hectorian
Definition: A scientific term coined by the scientist Kyle Geyer.
The theory states that, in all circumstances related to earth,
1."3+chair=house"
2."house-chair=3"
3."house-3=chair"

"No, According to Geyer's theory, you're equation fails to address a number of variables!"

by E May 13, 2005

Spliffwizard

the wizard of rollin spliff's

she is an Ingenious Spliffwizard

by e April 21, 2005

black ice

1: In cyberpunk terms, any type of malware. Viruses, trojans, spyware,etc.

2: In normal boring everyday terms, the ice that covers black pavement, typicallly almost impossible to spot during the night and easily slipped on.

Just switching to Mozilla helps you avoid a lot of black ice.

I busted my ass on the black ice outside of Ruby Tuesday's.

by e April 19, 2005