E's definitions

up the jock

the act of being all up the jock

Tony is all up my jock

by e March 21, 2005

javi

when doing anything in life, the unintential happens....

we were playing pool and the guy went javi and knocked in 3 balls and didnt even call it!

by E July 19, 2006

punani

1) Hawaiian word for an unhygenic (stanky) female
2) a sacred word used to warn other men of your mistakes

make your best godzilla face, point your arm, and scream "PUUUUUU-NAAAAAA-NIIIIII!!!"

by E March 15, 2005

Skank Ass

A Really Filthy Ho

I would advise not going near that skank ass

by E March 16, 2003

%

What happens when a woman with big titties puts on a seat belt

69%

by E September 17, 2019

Geyer's theory

Function: Noun
Etymology: Hectorian
Definition: A scientific term coined by the scientist Kyle Geyer.
The theory states that, in all circumstances related to earth,
1."3+chair=house"
2."house-chair=3"
3."house-3=chair"

"No, According to Geyer's theory, you're equation fails to address a number of variables!"

by E May 13, 2005

Cthulhu

He who lies dead but dreaming. He who lies waiting under the waters, ever seeking entrance into the world of the living, so The Ancient Ones may rule the Earth once more.

"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die."-H.P. Lovecraft

by E April 5, 2005