E's definitions

VSDs

Stands for the Very Secret Diaries. A parody fic of Lord of the Rings by Cassie Claire.

"OMG, have you read the VSDs yet? They're sooooo funny!"
(this is how I first heard about them)

by E October 9, 2004

filiyuki

A Filipino person's bitch; one who has been "whipped" by a Filipino person.

"I really want a filiyuki right now!"

by E August 20, 2003

Geyer's theory

Function: Noun
Etymology: Hectorian
Definition: A scientific term coined by the scientist Kyle Geyer.
The theory states that, in all circumstances related to earth,
1."3+chair=house"
2."house-chair=3"
3."house-3=chair"

"No, According to Geyer's theory, you're equation fails to address a number of variables!"

by E May 13, 2005

Something Awful

A comedy website that was funny about 6 years ago. Has grown into a sprawling mess of arrogance, petulence and tired pseudo-irony. Still has the occasional gem but more often than not misses the mark with its rambling 'comedy' diatribes and just plain depressing forums.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.

Something Awful is no longer funny.

by e February 7, 2005

Desert Oogee

A slang term for Desert Eagle. This way of saying it expresses much joy and fondness for the Desert Eagle pistol manufactured by Israeli Military Industries and provided by Magnum Research Inc. This expression is most often used when describing the .50 caliber version of the Desert Eagle pistol.

Oh, Jesus! Look at how funny Desert Oogee is when fired point blank at that woman's face!

by E March 25, 2005

tracers

The lines you see after things have already moved from their previos state after consumption of too much alcohol and or too much drugs.

The burning glow of hot lead flying by from a gun.

Oh man im so messed up im seeing tracers.

Oh Shiznit that was so close I saw the tracer duck.

by E December 30, 2002

fugly slut

a fucking ugly slut.

Paris Hilton is a fugly slut.

by E January 8, 2005