Definitions by Dylan684

Leafs 

A table with parts that extend on each end to fit more people during a thanksgiving dinner but defies proper grammar

Amanda: Pull the leaf out
Dylan: Which one?
Amanda: Both
Dylan: That's leafs

Leafs by Dylan684 September 17, 2020

Colonavirusing 

When you spend your whole paycheck on toilet paper and can't pay your water bill to flush your shit, but your ass is clean and you don't have coronavirus

John: Why did you buy so much toilet paper
Tim: To avoid coronavirus
John: Stop Colonavirusing

Colonavirusing by Dylan684 March 13, 2020

Pofular 

Someone who is popular on the dating website POF (Plenty of Fish) due to either being extremely attractive, or having a funny or well written profile bio. Or no kids.

"How did he meet all those girls?"

"He's Pofular"

"Damn!"

Pofular by Dylan684 September 20, 2014

Lolapaloser 

Someone who uses "lol" at both the beginning and the end of a sentence in a text message, or some other form of modern technologically advanced communication.

(facbook chat log)

John: ey girl, i saw your boobs at willy's kegger last night

Sally: lol i know it was such a crazy party lol

John: um okay lolapaloser

Lolapaloser by Dylan684 September 7, 2010

Metropixels

The lack of megapixels in the camera phones available for MetroPCS cellular service subscribers.

Tom: Damnit! I can't see nicole's nipples in this perfectly centered boob shot, this cam phone pic is too blurry

Chris: F***ing metropixels!

Metropixels by Dylan684 September 7, 2010

Stupid-Smart Phone 

A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.

"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.

I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"

Stupid-Smart Phone by Dylan684 September 7, 2010

Guitar Zero

Someone who sucks at guitar hero

Bro, seriously, you're such a guitar zero

Guitar Zero by Dylan684 August 11, 2010