Dylan684's definitions
When you spend your whole paycheck on toilet paper and can't pay your water bill to flush your shit, but your ass is clean and you don't have coronavirus
by Dylan684 March 13, 2020
Get the Colonavirusingmug. Tom: Damnit! I can't see nicole's nipples in this perfectly centered boob shot, this cam phone pic is too blurry
Chris: F***ing metropixels!
Chris: F***ing metropixels!
by Dylan684 September 7, 2010
Get the Metropixelsmug. The act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show "American Idol" for an uninterrupted hour of not being bitched at. The cable version of the pms medication, Midol.
Dude i gave my wife some american midol last night and i didn't have to talk or listen to her for an hour, it was better then sex
by Dylan684 August 11, 2010
Get the American Midolmug. A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.
"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.
I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
by Dylan684 September 7, 2010
Get the Stupid-Smart Phonemug. by Dylan684 August 11, 2010
Get the Guitar Zeromug. A table with parts that extend on each end to fit more people during a thanksgiving dinner but defies proper grammar
by Dylan684 September 17, 2020
Get the Leafsmug. The small plastic filter inserted by the manufacturer at the mouth of a bottle of liquor, designed to slow the flow of alcohol when pouring a drink, ultimately to prevent unwanted drunken sex with an extremely ugly, fat, or hairy female.
Jimmy, leave the grenade filter on the Jose Cuervo, this house party is full of fatties and double baggers
by Dylan684 August 9, 2010
Get the Grenade Filtermug.