6 definitions by DutchPirate

Captain's Chair

Another word for a computer chair.

"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"

"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."

by DutchPirate September 21, 2012

Landlord

1) An opportunistic mentally ill parasite who honestly believes he provides an honest, morally sound business for his community. But in reality, siphons huge amounts of resources from his tenants trapping them into the perpetual gamed cycle of renting rather than owning.

2) A person, company, or firm who owns so much property they can easily set the rental rates of a particular area.

"If I keep paying rent to landlords, I will never afford a house"

"My landlord raised the rent again! I cannot believe I am being priced out of my childhood town!"

by DutchPirate May 29, 2018

Milf Bucket

An incredibly loose woman who also happens to be a mother.

About that girl I met last night, is she a Cum Dumpster or a Milf Bucket?

by DutchPirate February 21, 2011

Receipt Nazi

A rude customer who questions everything that is being scanned.

Customer: "That was supposed to be on sale! Why did you not take it off!? What is that?! It's the wrong price"
Cashier Thinks: "She is such a Receipt Nazi"

I had this Receipt Nazi who screamed at me for the wrong price of peanut butter. Does she realize I do not make up the prices?

by DutchPirate April 30, 2015

Long Island

1. A small overpopulated land infested with rich assholes. It is known for their grossly overvalued property, overstuffed beaches, and highly congested traffic. The byproduct that this biological infestation gives off seems to be in the form of kick ass bagels and amazing pizza.

2. An over hyped densely populated diamond encrusted plastic turd.

"Driving into Long island is horrific. But, oh my god, the pizza..."

by DutchPirate April 19, 2019

Squirrelling

The act of eating shelled sunflower seeds.

Stop squirrelling, it's disgusting.

by DutchPirate January 24, 2020