Durango's definitions

gorky

Dorky and geeky. Can be loud and trying to be cool while everyone is laughing at his or her face. Billy Mays

Billy Mays is so gorky that he yells everything he says in his commercials.

by Durango May 4, 2006

MGO

Metal Gear Online, the Online feature for Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence.

Wanna play Deathmatch, Team Deathmatch, Rescure, Sneaking, or Capture in MGO?

by Durango June 11, 2006

Lag

An online gamer's worst nightmare. It's what happens when a good player gets killed more than he's supposed to, or when a bad player gets more kills than he's supposed to. Only elitist jackasses come close to the evil known as lag.

The professional player could not headshot the newcomer very well because the newcomer was lagging.

The n00b blamed the other player for lagging when he was getting slaughtered.

by Durango September 3, 2006

cooking

In a state of being pissed.

The man missed the start of the movie. He was cooking.

by Durango April 12, 2007

Unplayable

When a game just becomes so ridden with flaws that it's just simply no longer able to be enjoyed. This can apply to games that are just ridden with bad battle systems, petty annoyances that occur frequently, or other quirks.

Final Fantasy VI, on the PlayStation Final Fantasy Anthology version, is unplayable due to horrid lag times for menu screens, battle, towns, and encounters.

by Durango January 11, 2006

Bobert

Term used to describe an old Gay Man , with cock breath .

Don’t be a Bobert. Next time. Brush your teeth after visiting a glory hole

by Durango August 20, 2019

DEM

Shortened for deus ex machina, a term used to describe sudden plot twists in works of anime, movies, and other stories, normally involving a hero's fight against a villain, and favoring the hero, allowing him to win by otherwise unused methods within that fight.

DEM normally involves the hero getting beaten to a pulp until somehow ascends in power and uses that to destroy the villain in a matter of one or two hits.

by Durango November 2, 2007