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Nick name for Congressman Tom Delay; inspired by his frequent reprimands by the house ethics committee, and by his reputation as a criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience.
Tom Delay is the Delay of Ethics
by Dungheap May 30, 2006
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Former House Majority Leader; A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
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I do HJ's and political favors. I'll tug you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.
by Dungheap May 30, 2006
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Distinctively messed up hair that manifests after having sex.
I hate it when my mom has sex head, cause that's shit I just don't wanna know about.
by Dungheap May 25, 2006
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A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
Congressman Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.
by Dungheap May 30, 2006
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