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quality control

A fine brand of democracy that's going to kick your ass.

People sometimes misuse quality control by noting that certain words are "made up"
A user said this should be deleted: "This isn't a real word, someone made it up"

Me: What? Unlike ALL other words that spontaneously appeared out of thin air??

Note: ALL words are made up you dumbasses. If someone makes a creative, useful word that you haven't heard of than it should stay.
by DudeoftheDay January 28, 2007
mugGet the quality controlmug.

zabafoo

A stupid friend. This is somehow a term of affection.
Julie: That math homework was hard, it took me six hours!!!!!!
Steve: Oh, my little zabafoo.
by DudeoftheDay March 6, 2005
mugGet the zabafoomug.

dude ranch

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by DudeoftheDay March 20, 2005
mugGet the dude ranchmug.

ear candy

Someone exibiting a sexy accent or voice.
That girl from boston is ear candy.

Snoop Dogg is ear candy.
by DudeoftheDay March 21, 2005
mugGet the ear candymug.

scoot

1. To move over in order to create space

2. To exit with particular haste
1. Scoot over dude! I need to sit down.

2. That bitch showed up at the party and I scooted out of there faster than you can say "Tab Benoit"
by DudeoftheDay April 27, 2006
mugGet the scootmug.

Uber Cynic

People who don't love anything because there standards are way too high.
Clark: Maddox is an Uber Cynic.
by DudeoftheDay March 3, 2005
mugGet the Uber Cynicmug.

she stole my gum

When a girl spontaneously makes out with a guy who is chewing gum and then afterwards ends up with the gum in her mouth. This is really sexy, all hot girls should do this.
Steve: Dude, she stole my gum!!!

Jim: Kickass man! Gimme five
by DudeoftheDay May 13, 2005
mugGet the she stole my gummug.

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