20 definitions by DudeBroKowski

anal candle

When one pours hot wax into their ass crack and sticks a wick in it.
(Do not attempt)

(In the words of Anthony Kiedis) "Before every show we like to make anal candles"

by DudeBroKowski September 8, 2021

Iowa Doesn't Exist

A band. Undoubtedly, one of the bands to ever exist. With tons of and, they have taken the US by storm and will go down in history as the band.

"Hey dude, did you see Iowa Doesn't Exist last night?"
"..who?"

by DudeBroKowski August 18, 2022

Alabama

I've been there, it's not all about incest

I went to alabama the other day

by DudeBroKowski December 23, 2021

Dickrash

In Seattle of 1989, Metallica played the song "Whiplash". After Kirk Hammett's guitar solo, James Hetfield was originally supposed to yell "WHIPLASH!". However, he instead yelled "DICKRASH!" which blew up all over the internet

Adrenaline starts to flow, you're thrashing all around. Acting like a maniac; DICKRASH!

by DudeBroKowski March 26, 2022

Kashit

The act of defecating in one's pants during a game of kahoot

I just kashit'ed myself

by DudeBroKowski November 15, 2021

Sueco

Real name William Schultz, he started out as a stripper-accumulating rapper back in 2019, but fast forward to 2022, he's an emo rapper with more tattoos than the pig from the secret life of pets

Sueco's song Paralyzed is the shit

by DudeBroKowski March 20, 2022