202 definitions by Dude

Svolvær

A small fishing village in Northern Norway.

I'm going to Svolvær today, to deliver my fish.

by Dude October 17, 2003

Quickfire

When an inexperienced man becomes aroused by something and promptly blows his load, i.e. creams his pants, sometimes still in his underwear. For some, the sight of Alex Steels can stimulate this response, for others,less stimulation is required, for example the experience of a girl sitting on one's knee or even a single pornographic image.

Here comes Joe 'Quickfire' Preston, better stand back incase he quickfires again all over us.

by Dude March 25, 2005

cracked

crazy

"Why are you talking funny. You're cracked dude.

by Dude September 11, 2003

kiffen

The German verb "to smoke pot."

Dude A: Rauchen Gras?
Dude B: Yia! Ich kiffe gern!

by Dude March 21, 2005

shit brick

the term affectionately given to one mr ivan hairball, newcastle, australia. popularised in the early 2000's through constant heckling by his uni mates.
presently abbreviated to either "brick" or "shit", depending on the situation.

"oi brick, gettus another beer..."

by Dude May 31, 2004

Boob

Round, bouncy are big. Juicy and fun to play with in bed, good for getting milk and for sucking on the tit. My girlfriend's boobs are so massive, I love playing with them and sucking on them.

I love touching my Boobs.

by Dude December 5, 2004

PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

A lung disease caused by breathing in certain particles. (Or a dumbfuck)

Don't be act like you have PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS.

by Dude April 18, 2005