Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ)'s definitions

hungry hippo

The alternate definition only tells half the story; this big-boned female will get a taste of the cock, but then her hunger will overtake her. She'll rip off the penis, chomp into the hip, rip off your legs and put 'em in BBQ sauce, then put the rest of you in a deep fryer.

What the HELL are you doing you hungry hippo? AUUGHH MY PENIS.... AUUGHHH MY HIPS.... AUGHH MY LEGS.... NOT THE DEEP FRYER...! AUUUUGHHHHH....

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

punch bowl

1. A bowl to drink punch out of!

2. When someone is taking a toke out of a pipe and you punch the bowl, in an attempt to bring contact between the toker's face and the burning weed! Only do this when the weed is some dirty shwag, or risk losing some nice grass.

1. Need a definition? Are you stoopid?

2. Cuno: How did you get that burn on your face?
Pita: That ass Mark punch bowl'd me yesterday, and it was MY fucking weed!

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

The Black Lagoon

The place where the creature came from, stupid!

See: The Creature from the Black Lagoon

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

unfortunate

When she tells you she was faking it.

Suzie Q: "I have been faking it for years."
John Doe: "Unfortunate..."

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 26, 2007

fratz

Is same as frats, but this has a z.

If you type fratz instead of frats, your cool factor will go up 1029387 points!!11

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

BnW

Black-and-White, referring to old Black-and-White movies.

Back in the day, BnW was all you could get... now people only use it to look cool and/or relate to past BnW movies...

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

LDh

Leftist Deviant hippeh!

Well L met D at the prom and they were together for years before they married, and became a unit (LD). Well LD had a baby, S. The new family, LSD, had a wonderful life of hallucinations and gobbilty gook of that bag. S grows up and gets a girlfriend, it. He decides to move over to her place, and so we're left with LD, S, and it. Well S and it get a lot of unprotected ficky ficky on and have a baby, h. This baby turns S and it's lives into just what the new name implies, 'Shit' (letters together because they had to get married and become a unit of their own, abortion and adoption and single parenthood out of the question!). After 3 months of dealing with a screaming child (she would say she has two of them) following painful childbirth, it gives up on life and kills herself. S knows he can't take care of a child on his own (in fact, he pretty much left all the 'parenting' to it while she was still alive) and decides to leave town, dumping the baby on his parental letters. What's left is LDh.

by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007