Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ)'s definitions

clog

To hinder or obstruct with thick or sticky matter; choke up.

Frank: "Man, I had some wild sex with Susy Q for 3 hours, then after a few orgasms I decided to take a leak--and god damn I got some bad split piss from all the clogging."
Paul: "You moron, everyone knows you have to sit down when you piss after ejaculation!"

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 14, 2008

LDh

Leftist Deviant hippeh!

Well L met D at the prom and they were together for years before they married, and became a unit (LD). Well LD had a baby, S. The new family, LSD, had a wonderful life of hallucinations and gobbilty gook of that bag. S grows up and gets a girlfriend, it. He decides to move over to her place, and so we're left with LD, S, and it. Well S and it get a lot of unprotected ficky ficky on and have a baby, h. This baby turns S and it's lives into just what the new name implies, 'Shit' (letters together because they had to get married and become a unit of their own, abortion and adoption and single parenthood out of the question!). After 3 months of dealing with a screaming child (she would say she has two of them) following painful childbirth, it gives up on life and kills herself. S knows he can't take care of a child on his own (in fact, he pretty much left all the 'parenting' to it while she was still alive) and decides to leave town, dumping the baby on his parental letters. What's left is LDh.

by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

ascribe

1. To credit or assign, as to a cause or source; attribute; impute.
2. To attribute or think of as belonging, as a quality or characteristic.

I ascribed her as a sexy fox with no brains who needs to hop in my bed and play Where's Waldo?.

by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

black and white

When talking about old BnW flicks and pics and you want to spell it out, use hyphens.

It's not black and white movies, it's black-and-white!

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

RWN

Right-winged Nutjob!

RWN: I hate LDhs! Haightees should also die!

by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

Televators

An incredible song by The Mars Volta, buy/steal/borrow this song. Very sad, but soothing. It is thought The Widow is a ripoff of this song, I don't see a real resemblance.

Download Televators... today!

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 13, 2008

split piss

This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.

It is always a good idea to sit on your toilet seat after ejaculation to prevent split piss.

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 24, 2007