1 definition by DrewBagger
To be a worthless coward of a drunk that sits around and does nothing but chew on oneself and masterbate constantly to scat porn.
Also one who is to lazy to chew his fast food and chooses to put it in a blender so he or she does not have to chew.
Also one who is to lazy to chew his fast food and chooses to put it in a blender so he or she does not have to chew.
Steve has been such a mess of a Matters latly, he blended a milkshake, double cheeseburger and french fries all together. Then did a a shot and took a nap. When he woke up he was to lazy to blow his nose in the bathroom so he took off his sock and fire a snot rocket into it.
by DrewBagger April 10, 2008