Drew's definitions

Military Police

the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.

i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.

by drew April 24, 2005

Dirty Q

When you need to loosen a girl's asshole to put your dick in, you take each index finger and strech the rectum accordingly. After the asshole has been sufficently streched you place one index finger in each nostril of the girl in question. The next step is to ram your cock into her asshole. When she tries to pull away, you reign her back in by her nose, she will be unable to move away from the degrading act that is anal penetration with her own shit in her nose.

He Dirty Q'd nine girls in 2 hours last night

by drew May 6, 2005

penis weekend

A weekend in which is spent mostly with your hand and your penis.

"I just totally had a penis weekend!"

by drew June 16, 2007

pint drinking ditcher

One whom commits to going to a pint drinking establishment with their friends/team, only to ditch out last minute on not only their friends/teammates, BUT also the pint drinking itself.

Micheal that slut is a pint drinking ditcher; Nathan on the other hand isn't, he came for 1 pint.

by drew September 16, 2007

260 AC

Air conditioning (or lack therof) in a car or truck by rolling down the windows and driving 60 mph.

Hell, yeah my hoopty has AC! It's gots 260 AC!

by Drew July 7, 2004

shiznite

derivative of the word shiznit, shiznit but with more emphasis, the best of the best

Now that I've seen that on TV, that is the shiznite!

by Drew July 7, 2004

hogie

A little fat kid taking a shit.

"There's a hogie in the pool!"

by Drew July 18, 2004