Jerktonium

An element that makes people act like jerks.
Plankton our fed everyone in Bikini Bottom fruitcake with jerktonium to make everyone a jerk. Spongebob was however immune to it.
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Fortnitian

Have you ever met Bob? He is the biggest fortnitian ever!
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Constant F-Bomber

These are people who think that it would kill them to go 2 seconds without saying the f word. They think that it’s cool and fancy to use the f word every two seconds, but they are actually super annoying idiots that have no life. Most of these types of people are aged from 12-18.
Person: What did you have for breakfast?
Constant F-Bomber: I f—ing had a f—ing bowl of f—ing cheerios for f—ing breakfast. What the f— did you have?
Me: SAY THE F WORD AGAIN AND I WILL STRANGLE YOU, CHOP YOUR LIMBS OFF, AND BUST OPEN YOUR HEAD!!!!!!
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DGB

An abbreviation for “Double Gutter Ball”. Only used in bowling.
I started the first frame of my bowling game with a DGB and I could already tell it was going to be a stinky game.
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Food

The answer that you get when you ask your parents “what’s for dinner?”
Kid: Hey Dad, what are we having for dinner?
Dad: Food!
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Smoke detector

Don't burn your bacon or you will hear the smoke detector
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Justin Bieber Fan

The worst type of fan of all time!
1. They make death threats if you say you don’t like Justin Bieber.
2. They scream at the top of their lungs every time they hear a Justin Bieber song.
3. They harass Justin Bieber if they see him in a public place.
4. They are completely obsessed with Justin Bieber and never shut up about him.
5. They insult all old music and say it’s bad just because it’s old.
6. They are total perverts who think about having nasty fantasies with Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber Fan: Have you heard Justin Bieber’s “Intentions” yet?
Someone else: I have but I don’t really like Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber Fan: YOU DON’T LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER????? I WILL FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU WITH AN AXE!!!!
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