Dray’s Dictionary's definitions

TGIF

Thank God I Farted

Classmate: Ew, did you fart? I smell that!
Me: Haha TGIF!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 8, 2020

HAND

An acronym for “have a nice day”.

Student: HAND Mr. Daniels.
Mr. Daniels: You too. Goodbye.

by Dray’s Dictionary July 15, 2020

SickSwine

The correct name for 6ix9ine. The definition of ear torture.

Girlfriend: 6IX9INE IS THE GREATEST RAPPER IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC!
Boyfriend: You crossed the line this time! We are breaking up! I can’t have a girlfriend that treats SickSwine like a god!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 23, 2020

WOGGE

An acronym for ‘What on God’s green earth’ or ‘why on God’s green earth’

They made The Emoji Movie instead of The Popeye movie. WOGGE were they thinking?

by Dray’s Dictionary September 11, 2020

Jesus of Suburbia

The son of rage and love

Billie Joe Armstrong: I’m the son of rage band love. The Jesus of Suburbia. The bible of none of the above on a steady diet of Soda Pop and Ritalin. No one ever died for my sins in hell as far as I can tell. At least the ones that I got away with.

by Dray’s Dictionary September 24, 2020

Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.

Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 14, 2023

Semi-Selfie Mode

When one uses outer camera on a smartphone while a mirror that’s giving a reflection is on camera, making it the same as selfie mode.

He looked nice in the picture he took of himself in semi-selfie mode that he put on his Instagram story mode.

by Dray’s Dictionary May 15, 2023