DragonlordALS's definitions

ignunt

Ebonics for "ignorant."

Stop trying to sharpen dat pencil wit yo teeth! Dat be ignunt!

by DragonlordALS June 9, 2004

Land Ho

1. A phrase said by shipmen when they sight land.
2. A prostitute that is not at sea.

1. Thar be land! Land ho!
2. She's such a land ho.

by DragonlordALS July 9, 2004

spong monkey

1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.

1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004

Position 97

A sexual position used between a male human and a female animal, usually at a large drop (cliff, porthole, etc); considered to be extremely pleasurable for the human, as the animal usually pushes back harder that way.

Unfortunately, position 97 often results in the animal eventually being pushed over, and then dying because the IV bag was full of oats. That's what you get for having sex with a four-year-old donkey

by DragonlordALS June 22, 2006

blarrg

A creature with definitively non-descript features. Larger than a llama and slightly smaller than a frog, blarrgs are very good at not being good at anything.

It is said that blarrgs exist simply to prove that they cannot possibly exist.

by DragonlordALS June 7, 2004

error 405

Error 404, after an upgrade.

Error 405: This Windows is a piece of shit.

by DragonlordALS May 25, 2004

frob

Any un-named object; a thing. Usually used in a sentence that contains two un-named things.

Hand me that frob on the thing over there.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004