DragonlordALS's definitions

spong monkey

1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.

1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004

Position 97

A sexual position used between a male human and a female animal, usually at a large drop (cliff, porthole, etc); considered to be extremely pleasurable for the human, as the animal usually pushes back harder that way.

Unfortunately, position 97 often results in the animal eventually being pushed over, and then dying because the IV bag was full of oats. That's what you get for having sex with a four-year-old donkey

by DragonlordALS June 22, 2006

blarrgs

1. More than one blarrg.
2. Less that one blarrg.

1. Look at the invisible blarrgs over there!
2. There are no blarrgs over there!

by DragonlordALS June 7, 2004

bottomless pit

An endless hole with no bottom.

When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation

by DragonlordALS June 15, 2004

seeing double

An effect, usually brought on by exaustion, alcohol, or a few of the more illegal drugs, which cause a person's eyes to focus on nonexistant points. The resulting effect is that they see two of everything.

After drinking a six-pack and then attempting to reconstruct the string theory, Atom was seeing double.

by DragonlordALS June 13, 2004

error 405

Error 404, after an upgrade.

Error 405: This Windows is a piece of shit.

by DragonlordALS May 25, 2004

frob

Any un-named object; a thing. Usually used in a sentence that contains two un-named things.

Hand me that frob on the thing over there.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004