DragonlordALS's definitions

ignunt

Ebonics for "ignorant."

Stop trying to sharpen dat pencil wit yo teeth! Dat be ignunt!

by DragonlordALS June 9, 2004

Land Ho

1. A phrase said by shipmen when they sight land.
2. A prostitute that is not at sea.

1. Thar be land! Land ho!
2. She's such a land ho.

by DragonlordALS July 9, 2004

blarrg

A creature with definitively non-descript features. Larger than a llama and slightly smaller than a frog, blarrgs are very good at not being good at anything.

It is said that blarrgs exist simply to prove that they cannot possibly exist.

by DragonlordALS June 7, 2004

world wide web

The world's largest source of information, media, and pornography.

ie. the World Wide Web is a giant trash dump.

by DragonlordALS July 10, 2004

blarrgs

1. More than one blarrg.
2. Less that one blarrg.

1. Look at the invisible blarrgs over there!
2. There are no blarrgs over there!

by DragonlordALS June 7, 2004

Position 97

A sexual position used between a male human and a female animal, usually at a large drop (cliff, porthole, etc); considered to be extremely pleasurable for the human, as the animal usually pushes back harder that way.

Unfortunately, position 97 often results in the animal eventually being pushed over, and then dying because the IV bag was full of oats. That's what you get for having sex with a four-year-old donkey

by DragonlordALS June 22, 2006

bottomless pit

An endless hole with no bottom.

When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation

by DragonlordALS June 15, 2004