DrSamba's definitions
The public assistance Walmart employees have to get because the store won't give them enough hours to qualify for health benefits.
My supervisor at Walmart won't let me work enough hours to sign up for company benefits. I guess I'll need to apply for Walfare instead.
by DrSamba March 28, 2012
Get the Walfaremug. Interviewer: We can see that you have built up quite an impressive and varied resume. Unfortunately, we feel that you are overqualified for the job.
Translation: You're too old. We can get a recent college graduate who will be happy to work 80 hours a week for half of what we'd have to pay you for 40.
Translation: You're too old. We can get a recent college graduate who will be happy to work 80 hours a week for half of what we'd have to pay you for 40.
by DrSamba March 6, 2010
Get the overqualifiedmug. by DrSamba September 30, 2020
Get the Pandejomug. That experience suffered when a rabid ballroom dance junkie goes to an event, and the band or DJ plays a disproportionately large number of slow fox trots to accommodate the septua- and octogenarians on the floor.
by DrSamba December 6, 2007
Get the death by fox trotmug. To Republicans: global warming, the link between second-hand smoke and cancer, and evolutionary biology. To Democrats: creationism, abstinence-only sex education, and supply-side economics.
Ronald: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
George H. W.: Sounds like voodoo economics to me.
George W.: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
Al: We've heard of all that junk science before. We need to focus on climate change!
George W.: Now that's junk science!
George H. W.: Sounds like voodoo economics to me.
George W.: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
Al: We've heard of all that junk science before. We need to focus on climate change!
George W.: Now that's junk science!
by DrSamba February 21, 2009
Get the junk sciencemug. On a morbidly obese individual, large flaps of skin hanging down below the waist, forming pockets of flab under the sweatpants, about where the pockets would be on real pants.
Usually observed on American rednecks carrying large misspelled signs protesting against the government.
Usually observed on American rednecks carrying large misspelled signs protesting against the government.
by DrSamba December 17, 2013
Get the pocket flabmug. A word used in place of "definitely" by the same people who write (or say) "agreeance" in place of "agreement" and "grammer" in place of "grammar".
by DrSamba March 30, 2010
Get the definatelymug.