DrJonas's definitions

messay

term used to describe a cross between a message and an essay, on the popular myspace website or similar. usually overly long and elaborate, with minimal point.

Dr A: did you get my messay?
Ms B: yeah, but i couldn't be bothered to read it or reply to it yet.

by DrJonas March 18, 2007

benk

slang term for one pound sterling, currency of the UK.

Mr A: that's an interesting hat you're wearing...
Dr B: thanks, only cost me two benk.

by DrJonas March 31, 2007

white suit

when a person is covered in so much ejaculative fluid, they appear to be wearing some sort of white clothing, ie a suit.

it took 67 guys to give that fatty a white suit!

by DrJonas November 14, 2006

doonstars

the Scottish version of downstairs, in all it's many meanings.

"Hullo ya big jessie, shull we go doonstars so ah cun see ya doonstars area?"

by DrJonas December 17, 2007

(s)talking

communicating with a stranger or someone you have just met, via the internet.

"i added whatsherface on myspazz, hopefully i'll get (s)talking soon!"

by DrJonas December 24, 2007