Definitions by DrJonas

whybrow 

a single eyebrow raised into a quizzical position.

Mr A: the time-space continuum has always puzzled me...
Dr B: i can tell, you are displaying a whybrow.

whybrow by DrJonas March 13, 2007

Z list 

the section of your MSN messenger contact list used for people you don't really want to talk to, or you would generally ignore, but are too polite to delete. the category can be anything beginning with the letter 'Z', as it will then appear below all the other categories.

my Z list is almost as long as my friends section!

Z list by DrJonas January 19, 2007

SMSTD 

SMSTD or S.M.S.T.D. abbr.

1. noun. Short Message Service Transmitted Disease: a text message of a comical sexually transmitted disease such as chlamydia.
2. verb. to send a textually transmitted disease over a mobile phone.

I spent my office hours SMSTDing syphilis to everyone in my address book. not many people found it as funny as i did.

SMSTD by DrJonas December 13, 2006

white suit 

when a person is covered in so much ejaculative fluid, they appear to be wearing some sort of white clothing, ie a suit.

it took 67 guys to give that fatty a white suit!

white suit by DrJonas November 14, 2006

pop up pirate 

Legendary character that allegedly made his first appearance at Leeds festival 2004, so named for his imitation of the children’s game where you stick swords in a barrel until the pirate "pops up". This particular version however involves the guy getting inside the disgusting pit below one of the toilet blocks, then waiting for someone to be about to urinate etc, then sticking his head out of the hole and shouting "POP UP PIRATE!!" Imitate at your own risk!

Mr A: I was about to go take a leak in the bogs, but there was some guy in the pit!

Dr B: YARRRRR!! it be pop up pirate!!

pop up pirate by DrJonas August 31, 2006