5 definitions by Dr. Robstew
I went for a light lunch at the salad bar and it was full of women on diets. I was the only man in there. What a milfeteria!
by Dr. Robstew March 31, 2013
Masturbating before going on a date so as to be able to last longer when having sex with your date later in the evening.
My girlfriend is super-hot, so I always jack off before we go out. Presexturbation lets me last longer with her later on.
by Dr. Robstew November 17, 2012
A person who knows that their political party has completley diverged from their personal moral base but cannot come out of the closet and change political identities.
My neighbor is such a Restrugglican. He is holler-than-though in his moral disapproval of abortion but secretly knows that, when he asks "what Jesus would do?" every day, he can't support ripping children from their parents, tax cuts for the wealthy, support of dictators and so much more that Jesus would never do. Yet he can't vote with the "sinners" of other parties that oppose those things.
by Dr. Robstew July 9, 2019
My roommate is a bastard. He left cumcrete on the bathroom counter by the toilet. I thought it was toothpaste until a tried to wipe it up with a wet cloth and almost puked from the smell.
by Dr. Robstew December 19, 2012
Sleeping in your car
My daughter is going to go homelessing this weekend. She laughs at me staying at home and thinks she's a badass camper with all her Northface gear but really she just drives her Volvo to the mountains and sleeps in it.
by Dr. Robstew June 16, 2019