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A PENIS PIERCE is the result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument such as a knife in a male humanoid's penis; regardless of choice or willingness.
Dick Johnson was naked when he was sharpening his knife and accidentally dropped it in his lap resulting in a Penis Pierce.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 9, 2023
Get the PENIS PIERCE mug.When a friend will NOT hook up another friend with a discount that he/she (not "he-she") gets somewhere.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023
Get the DISCUNT mug.Noun: A motivated employee or person who is trying to perform a task or complete a responsibility without having the knowledge or ability to properly do so.
"I am amazed how excited he is to help but he will be in the way and slow us down because he is a MOTIVATED IDIOT."
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
Get the MOTIVATED IDIOT mug.is when a BIOLOGICAL MALE human being gets a boner, aka stiffy, hard-on, penile erection, boner, babymaker, chubby, fatty, bonny, bonk-on (UK) or erect penis at an impromptu time.
Harry Dick Johnson's penis went complete STIFFLIFY on the diving board during the competition in front of thousands of people! Poor schmuck!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 8, 2023
Get the stifflify mug.A person who knows nothing ACCURATE about the subject being discussed but is compelled to add inaccurate information to the conversation or disagree for an unfounded reason.
Bill is the biggest thinking moron in our group. The fucker adds nothing but stupid and inaccurate bullshit to our discussions.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
Get the Thinking Moron mug.My last employer was a asshole and completely in love with money. He made everyone work on Labor Day every year so we called it Slavor Day in his dishonor! Fuck him for fucking us! Lol!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023
Get the SLAVOR DAY mug.A CRAPON is a person who befriends or takes unusual interest in another person with the predetermined goal of getting that new "friend" or victim to do something for him/her such as borrow money from the victim, stay at victim's place, borrow the victim's car, etc.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 8, 2023
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