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Dick Squeeze

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
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CRANIAL FLATULENCE

Cranial Flatulence is a more refined term for and synonymous with Brain Fart which is when a person is simply cannot recollect or remember something or even what he was in the middle of doing. It happens to females also.
Dick had a case of CRANIAL FLATULENCE and his horse ran out of the barn over to Virgina's house for a quick visit to see her box.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 12, 2023
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ASS PIERCE

There are two definitions of Ass Pierce:

1. noun - The result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument in an one's ass, aka buttocks, fanny, tush, tushy, butt, cheeks, posterior, backside, fanny or derriere.

2. verb - The act of mean behavior by a Human Ass Animal toward a human being.
Vagina is the biggest cunt! She butt her way into Dick's conversation from behind and gave him a real Ass Pierce or three in front of everyone in the room!
by Dr. Real Nasty February 7, 2023
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VIRGINAL SEX

Virgina is saving herself for her husband and in the meantime has virginal sex up her ass every weekend! What a ho!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023
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BAC

BAC is an abbreviation for "By any chance."
by Dr. Real Nasty March 5, 2023
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Assholiness

The nasty, conceited, pompous, narcissistic, and fucked up behavior demonstrated assholes.
That fucking salesperson was full of ASSHOLINESS!!! The manager should fire her conceited ass!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023
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CRAPON

A CRAPON is a person who befriends or takes unusual interest in another person with the predetermined goal of getting that new "friend" or victim to do something for him/her such as borrow money from the victim, stay at victim's place, borrow the victim's car, etc.
That new fake fuk crapon fiend played Dick out of al most $2,000!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 8, 2023
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