Dr. Real Nasty's definitions

Assholiness

The nasty, conceited, pompous, narcissistic, and fucked up behavior demonstrated assholes.

That fucking salesperson was full of ASSHOLINESS!!! The manager should fire her conceited ass!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

BAC

BAC is an abbreviation for "By any chance."

Did Virginia get ahold of Dick Johnson BAC?

by Dr. Real Nasty March 5, 2023

VIRGINAL SEX

Sex up a virgin girl's a-hole.

Virgina is saving herself for her husband and in the meantime has virginal sex up her ass every weekend! What a ho!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

Dick Squeeze

A hook up or "one night stand."

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

CRANIAL FLATULENCE

Cranial Flatulence is a more refined term for and synonymous with Brain Fart which is when a person is simply cannot recollect or remember something or even what he was in the middle of doing. It happens to females also.

Dick had a case of CRANIAL FLATULENCE and his horse ran out of the barn over to Virgina's house for a quick visit to see her box.

by Dr. Real Nasty January 12, 2023

PENIS PIERCE

A PENIS PIERCE is the result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument such as a knife in a male humanoid's penis; regardless of choice or willingness.

Dick Johnson was naked when he was sharpening his knife and accidentally dropped it in his lap resulting in a Penis Pierce.

by Dr. Real Nasty February 9, 2023

DISCUNT

When a friend will NOT hook up another friend with a discount that he/she (not "he-she") gets somewhere.

That fuck hole friend of yours gave me a DISCUNT and I paid full price!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023