Dr. Real Nasty's definitions

Faux Sure

Faux Sure is when one person promises or tells another person to definitely count on him/her/they/we/us/he-she/she-he/she-he-he/he-she-she to do a specific something or favor and then totally lets the person down by failing to perform.

That was the third time that Dick Johnson let Virgina down with a Faux Sure to get her in bed by 10:00 PM.

by Dr. Real Nasty January 19, 2023

ASSCRATER

Noun: Similar to an ASSHOLE but much more extreme.

Dick and Virgina Johnson constantly receive the "ASSCRATER of the Party" award due to their rude and selfish behavior toward other people!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 24, 2023

VIRGINAL SEX

Sex up a virgin girl's a-hole.

Virgina is saving herself for her husband and in the meantime has virginal sex up her ass every weekend! What a ho!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

Assholiness

The nasty, conceited, pompous, narcissistic, and fucked up behavior demonstrated assholes.

That fucking salesperson was full of ASSHOLINESS!!! The manager should fire her conceited ass!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

BAC

BAC is an abbreviation for "By any chance."

Did Virginia get ahold of Dick Johnson BAC?

by Dr. Real Nasty March 5, 2023

96

96 is a relationship that has gone sour and needs to be repaired or ended.

Dick and Virgina's honeymoon period quickly turned into a 96 and they are going to marriage counseling.

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

CRAPON

A CRAPON is a person who befriends or takes unusual interest in another person with the predetermined goal of getting that new "friend" or victim to do something for him/her such as borrow money from the victim, stay at victim's place, borrow the victim's car, etc.

That new fake fuk crapon fiend played Dick out of al most $2,000!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 8, 2023