Definitions by Dr. Jon

Shadow pants 

When your belly casts a shadow over your genitals, obscuring them from view.

Who needs a thong when you have shadow pants?

Shadow pants by Dr. Jon September 15, 2016

Beef Charioteer 

When a man races to climax during the final moments of missionary position sex.

He rode her like Ben Hur. A true beef charioteer.

Beef Charioteer by Dr. Jon October 24, 2007