2 definitions by Dr. Jon

When a man races to climax during the final moments of missionary position sex.
He rode her like Ben Hur. A true beef charioteer.
by Dr. Jon October 9, 2007
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When your belly casts a shadow over your genitals, obscuring them from view.
Who needs a thong when you have shadow pants?
by Dr. Jon September 15, 2016
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