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pearls before swine

Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2007
mugGet the pearls before swinemug.

Richard Dawkins

born in 1941, coiner of the word meme. He has lately taken up the mantle of the late Madalyn Murray O'Hair and become the obnoxious atheist of the English-speaking world.

He wrote an essay called Viruses of the Mind, referring to religion. He calls believers, faith-sufferers, and disparages even those who are tolerant of others' faith. He thinks they are a large part of the problem.
Richard Dawkins, you sure are an arrogant atheist.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007
mugGet the Richard Dawkinsmug.

richochet biscuit

A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back... you go hungry!
The other day I had a richochet biscuit. Bow wow wow!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 12, 2007
mugGet the richochet biscuitmug.

flibble

to make a funny face

(from TV's "The Electric Company")
I flibbled and scared my little brother.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd September 21, 2007
mugGet the flibblemug.

crack

a now obsolete adjective popular as a business buzzword among yuppies in the early eighties. It described a worker who was very smart and very fast-paced.

This meaning of "crack" was forced out by the drug, crack, in the mid-eighties. Sort of like you can't say "gay" to mean "happy" anymore.
That was a good move to hire him; he's crack.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 7, 2007
mugGet the crackmug.

somatose

Nah fergit him. He's somatose.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007
mugGet the somatosemug.

whoo-hoo

the Homeric cheer. Say it when you are happy.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 23, 2007
mugGet the whoo-hoomug.

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