Dr. Heywood R. Floyd's definitions

snooch to the nooch

sometimes used as a war cry, for example when saving women from attack by demons outside abortion clinics.

Bethany: Aaaahhhhhhh!
Jay: SNOOCH TO THE NOOCH!
Stygians: Wtf?

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd March 8, 2008

Don't even go there.

Don't try that. Don't bring up that subject. You'll get nowhere with me, by trying the argumentative tactic that you just attempted.

Person #1: Hey, stop drinking my beer!

Person #2: Well, you took a nibble of my chicken diable that time.

Person #1: Don't even go there.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd September 28, 2008

hagiography

the biography of a saint, or (sarcastically) an overly-fawning biography. A puff-piece.

That was no expose'. That was a hagiography.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007

price of eggs in China

the matter at hand

What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China ?

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 20, 2007

drippin

totally cool or awesome. Said by Michael on "Zoey 101," who was trying to popularize it as a slang word.

Michael: That is so drippin.

Chase: Saying "drippin" is so not drippin.

Michael: You can't use the word against itself.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd November 10, 2007

Cho

A silent person who doesn't respond to greetings. Prone to violent outbursts.

Normal Person: Hey man, how's it goin? (Pause) Dude? (Pause) Ah, you Cho.

(Cho caps normal person.)

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 27, 2007

Pet Shop Boys

Postmodern ironists cloaked behind a veil of buoyantly melodic and lushly romantic synthpop confections.

These lyrics are actually intelligent. It must be Pet Shop Boys.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd October 28, 2013