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Kirk Cameron

that kid who played Mike Seaver on "Growing Pains" and his sister was D.J. on "Full House". He was later in religious films like, "Left Behind" and now sells conversion kits on infomercials to help you convert people to Fundamentalist Christianity so they can go up in the Rapture.
Kirk Cameron: So send me money and buy my instructions on what to say to get people to say the prayer that once they say it, they're in.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007
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computer worm

1) a self-replicating computer program

2) a former bookworm who read books all the time, till he got the interweb, and now spends all of his time surfing.
1) Omigod! I've got a computer worm.

2) He'll know the answer. He's a computer worm.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 5, 2007
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stygian

1) one of the triplets who came up from hell to do Azrael's bidding in "Dogma." When they were alive, they were baby-killers. That's why they were in hell.

2) anything having to do with hell.
This sentence doesn't have "stygian" in it.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2008
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mockolate

Fake chocolate on "Friends". Monica did a gig as a chef for the mockolate promoters. They wanted mockolate to become the traditional food of Thanksgiving. It bubbled, people made a face when they ate it. Phoebe said it was what evil tasted like.

The company that made it went out of business, but they still paid Monica. That was pretty cool, assuming the check cleared.
Monica: Okay, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 5, 2008
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Bob Crane

"Hogan" on "Hogan's Heroes." He was also a sex addict who got killed by a pervy friend.
"After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." - Peter Griffin of the Family Guy
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd March 17, 2008
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kmafno

acronym for "Kiss my ass from now on!" a quote from Animal House, said by John Belushi's character Bluto.
"Oh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto. We might get in trouble." Well just KMAFNO! Not me! I'm not gonna take this!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 15, 2012
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richochet biscuit

A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back... you go hungry!
The other day I had a richochet biscuit. Bow wow wow!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 12, 2007
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