funny papers

the comics section of the Sunday newspaper.
Give me half the funny papers or die.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 10, 2008
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WE WERE ON A BREAK!

something Ross on Friends says too much. Rachel said, let's take a break, so Ross boinked Chole, the punk girl from the copy center. He and Rachel immediately made-up, but when she found out about the boinking, she was pissed.

Ross spent the next four years or so saying, "WE WERE ON A BREAK!"
She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! "Well...WE WERE ON A BREAK!"
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 10, 2007
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nagiography

That's my mother-in-law. I can tell you her whole nagiography.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 02, 2007
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mockolate

Fake chocolate on "Friends". Monica did a gig as a chef for the mockolate promoters. They wanted mockolate to become the traditional food of Thanksgiving. It bubbled, people made a face when they ate it. Phoebe said it was what evil tasted like.

The company that made it went out of business, but they still paid Monica. That was pretty cool, assuming the check cleared.
Monica: Okay, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 02, 2008
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calculata

what twins Paul and Aiden wanted more than anything for Christmas.

(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)
Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Are we getting a calculata? I'm gonna add so many numbas.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd February 13, 2009
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whoo-hoo

the Homeric cheer. Say it when you are happy.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 16, 2007
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Don't even go there.

Don't try that. Don't bring up that subject. You'll get nowhere with me, by trying the argumentative tactic that you just attempted.
Person #1: Hey, stop drinking my beer!

Person #2: Well, you took a nibble of my chicken diable that time.

Person #1: Don't even go there.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 03, 2008
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