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O'Brien

a high official in the Ministry of Love in "1984." He tortured the protagonist, Winston Smith, into submission to the totalitarian "Party." O'Brien was played in the film by Richard Burton; it was Burton's last role.
Winston was struck, as he had been struck before, by the tiredness of O'Brien's face. - George Orwell, "1984"
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 13, 2008
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manusquire

What a lot of dumbfuck Monty Python fans think is actually a word. (I'm a fan, too, just not a dumbfuck.)

In the Cheese Shop Sketch, one character says to another, "It's staggeringly popular in this manor, squire." But if you google the word "manusquire," you'll see how many dumbfucks think that's what it is. The only references you'll see are where people transcribed the sketch and got the word(s) wrong and ones by other people who have read the first dumbfucks transcriptions and tried to parody the sketch in their lame forum postings, that just showed that they are worse than dumbfucks, they are DERIVITIVE dumbfucks.
Omg, we smart Python fans are going to have to kick the asses of the dumbfuck ones for adding "manusquire," yet another unnecessary word to our lingo.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 23, 2007
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conquel

a movie or story that happens at the same time as a previously-issued movie or story. Not before -- that would be a prequel. Not after -- that would be a sequel. But THE SAME TIME -- that's a conquel.
"The Lion King 1 1/2" is a conquel of "The Lion King."
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2009
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fourthmeal

a corporate conspiracy to further addict the hapless masses to crappy, fat-laden food.
Dude #1: Want to go for fourthmeal? I feel like some Mexican food.

Dude #2: No, I don't do everything the TV tells me to. I think I'll have a salad. Besides, if you think you're going to get Mexican food at Taco Bell, you deserve what you get.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 4, 2007
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flibble

to make a funny face

(from TV's "The Electric Company")
I flibbled and scared my little brother.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd September 21, 2007
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richochet biscuit

A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back... you go hungry!
The other day I had a richochet biscuit. Bow wow wow!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 12, 2007
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pearls before swine

Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2007
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