Dr. Heywood R. Floyd's definitions

Bob Crane

"Hogan" on "Hogan's Heroes." He was also a sex addict who got killed by a pervy friend.

"After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." - Peter Griffin of the Family Guy

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd March 17, 2008

crack

a now obsolete adjective popular as a business buzzword among yuppies in the early eighties. It described a worker who was very smart and very fast-paced.

This meaning of "crack" was forced out by the drug, crack, in the mid-eighties. Sort of like you can't say "gay" to mean "happy" anymore.

That was a good move to hire him; he's crack.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 7, 2007

whoo-hoo

the Homeric cheer. Say it when you are happy.

Whoo-hoo! I don't need to be careful. I have a gun!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 23, 2007

somatose

when you take too many soma

Nah fergit him. He's somatose.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007

pearls before swine

sending good definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2007

flibble

to make a funny face

(from TV's "The Electric Company")

I flibbled and scared my little brother.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd September 21, 2007

richochet biscuit

A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back... you go hungry!

The other day I had a richochet biscuit. Bow wow wow!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 12, 2007