Dr. Heywood R. Floyd's definitions

Richard Dawkins

born in 1941, coiner of the word meme. He has lately taken up the mantle of the late Madalyn Murray O'Hair and become the obnoxious atheist of the English-speaking world.

He wrote an essay called Viruses of the Mind, referring to religion. He calls believers, faith-sufferers, and disparages even those who are tolerant of others' faith. He thinks they are a large part of the problem.

Richard Dawkins, you sure are an arrogant atheist.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007

flibble

to make a funny face

(from TV's "The Electric Company")

I flibbled and scared my little brother.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd September 21, 2007

Cho

A silent person who doesn't respond to greetings. Prone to violent outbursts.

Normal Person: Hey man, how's it goin? (Pause) Dude? (Pause) Ah, you Cho.

(Cho caps normal person.)

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 27, 2007

Pet Shop Boys

Postmodern ironists cloaked behind a veil of buoyantly melodic and lushly romantic synthpop confections.

These lyrics are actually intelligent. It must be Pet Shop Boys.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd October 28, 2013

drippin

totally cool or awesome. Said by Michael on "Zoey 101," who was trying to popularize it as a slang word.

Michael: That is so drippin.

Chase: Saying "drippin" is so not drippin.

Michael: You can't use the word against itself.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd November 10, 2007

price of eggs in China

the matter at hand

What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China ?

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 20, 2007

hagiography

the biography of a saint, or (sarcastically) an overly-fawning biography. A puff-piece.

That was no expose'. That was a hagiography.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007