Dr. Heywood R. Floyd's definitions
born in 1941, coiner of the word meme. He has lately taken up the mantle of the late Madalyn Murray O'Hair and become the obnoxious atheist of the English-speaking world.
He wrote an essay called Viruses of the Mind, referring to religion. He calls believers, faith-sufferers, and disparages even those who are tolerant of others' faith. He thinks they are a large part of the problem.
He wrote an essay called Viruses of the Mind, referring to religion. He calls believers, faith-sufferers, and disparages even those who are tolerant of others' faith. He thinks they are a large part of the problem.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007
Get the Richard Dawkinsmug. sometimes used as a war cry, for example when saving women from attack by demons outside abortion clinics.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd March 8, 2008
Get the snooch to the noochmug. He was the chairman of the National Council of Astronautics in 2001. He tracked down the monolith buried on the moon and touched it, whereupon it transmitted a signal to Jupiter.
Dr. Heywood R. Floyd: Good day, gentlemen. When you see this briefing, I presume you will be nearing your destination, Saturn. I hope that you've had a pleasant and uneventful trip and that the rest of your mission continues in the same manner. I should like to fill you in on some more of the details on which Mission Commander Kaminsky will have already briefed you. Thirteen months before the launch date of your Saturn mission, on April 12th, 2001, the first evidence for intelligent life outside the Earth was discovered.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007
Get the Dr. Heywood R. Floydmug. by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd October 5, 2008
Get the funny papersmug. Stupid Person: How many calories does water have?
Me: Put down the crack pipe. It doesn't have any, it's water.
Me: Put down the crack pipe. It doesn't have any, it's water.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 7, 2007
Get the crack pipemug. by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 25, 2008
Get the Jesum Crow!mug. an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007
Get the moistmakermug.