Dr. Heywood R. Floyd's definitions

Bob Crane

"Hogan" on "Hogan's Heroes." He was also a sex addict who got killed by a pervy friend.

"After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." - Peter Griffin of the Family Guy

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd March 17, 2008

price of eggs in China

the matter at hand

What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China ?

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 20, 2007

drippin

totally cool or awesome. Said by Michael on "Zoey 101," who was trying to popularize it as a slang word.

Michael: That is so drippin.

Chase: Saying "drippin" is so not drippin.

Michael: You can't use the word against itself.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd November 10, 2007

Pet Shop Boys

Postmodern ironists cloaked behind a veil of buoyantly melodic and lushly romantic synthpop confections.

These lyrics are actually intelligent. It must be Pet Shop Boys.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd October 28, 2013

Cho

A silent person who doesn't respond to greetings. Prone to violent outbursts.

Normal Person: Hey man, how's it goin? (Pause) Dude? (Pause) Ah, you Cho.

(Cho caps normal person.)

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 27, 2007

hagiography

the biography of a saint, or (sarcastically) an overly-fawning biography. A puff-piece.

That was no expose'. That was a hagiography.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007

crack

a now obsolete adjective popular as a business buzzword among yuppies in the early eighties. It described a worker who was very smart and very fast-paced.

This meaning of "crack" was forced out by the drug, crack, in the mid-eighties. Sort of like you can't say "gay" to mean "happy" anymore.

That was a good move to hire him; he's crack.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 7, 2007