Dr. Heywood R. Floyd's definitions

Bob Crane

"Hogan" on "Hogan's Heroes." He was also a sex addict who got killed by a pervy friend.

"After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." - Peter Griffin of the Family Guy

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd March 17, 2008

kmafno

acronym for "Kiss my ass from now on!" a quote from Animal House, said by John Belushi's character Bluto.

"Oh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto. We might get in trouble." Well just KMAFNO! Not me! I'm not gonna take this!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 15, 2012

calculata

what twins Paul and Aiden wanted more than anything for Christmas.

(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)

Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Are we getting a calculata? I'm gonna add so many numbas.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd February 14, 2009

Pet Shop Boys

Postmodern ironists cloaked behind a veil of buoyantly melodic and lushly romantic synthpop confections.

These lyrics are actually intelligent. It must be Pet Shop Boys.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd October 28, 2013

Cho

A silent person who doesn't respond to greetings. Prone to violent outbursts.

Normal Person: Hey man, how's it goin? (Pause) Dude? (Pause) Ah, you Cho.

(Cho caps normal person.)

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 27, 2007

wikitivity

the activity of editing or otherwise working on Wikipedia.

I'm pretty tempted to edit the article, though I usually just restrict my wikitivity to vandal-squishing.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 12, 2008

Budd Dwyer

to commit suicide on television (like the Pennsylvania Treasurer, Budd Dwyer.

The television station would not air the interview live, becuase the subject was facing ruination, and they feared he could pull a Budd Dwyer.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 16, 2007