by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 10, 2008
something Ross on Friends says too much. Rachel said, let's take a break, so Ross boinked Chole, the punk girl from the copy center. He and Rachel immediately made-up, but when she found out about the boinking, she was pissed.
Ross spent the next four years or so saying, "WE WERE ON A BREAK!"
Ross spent the next four years or so saying, "WE WERE ON A BREAK!"
She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! "Well...WE WERE ON A BREAK!"
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 10, 2007
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 02, 2007
Fake chocolate on "Friends". Monica did a gig as a chef for the mockolate promoters. They wanted mockolate to become the traditional food of Thanksgiving. It bubbled, people made a face when they ate it. Phoebe said it was what evil tasted like.
The company that made it went out of business, but they still paid Monica. That was pretty cool, assuming the check cleared.
The company that made it went out of business, but they still paid Monica. That was pretty cool, assuming the check cleared.
Monica: Okay, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 02, 2008
what twins Paul and Aiden wanted more than anything for Christmas.
(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)
(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd February 13, 2009
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 16, 2007
Don't try that. Don't bring up that subject. You'll get nowhere with me, by trying the argumentative tactic that you just attempted.
Person #1: Hey, stop drinking my beer!
Person #2: Well, you took a nibble of my chicken diable that time.
Person #1: Don't even go there.
Person #2: Well, you took a nibble of my chicken diable that time.
Person #1: Don't even go there.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 03, 2008