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hagiography

the biography of a saint, or (sarcastically) an overly-fawning biography. A puff-piece.
That was no expose'. That was a hagiography.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007
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drippin

totally cool or awesome. Said by Michael on "Zoey 101," who was trying to popularize it as a slang word.
Michael: That is so drippin.

Chase: Saying "drippin" is so not drippin.

Michael: You can't use the word against itself.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd November 10, 2007
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kmafno

acronym for "Kiss my ass from now on!" a quote from Animal House, said by John Belushi's character Bluto.
"Oh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto. We might get in trouble." Well just KMAFNO! Not me! I'm not gonna take this!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 15, 2012
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Is it soup yet?

It means "Are you finished?" or "Is it time?"

Comes from a 1970's Lipton instant soup commercial, notable on several levels. First off, it was a slam against Campbell's which was merely condensed. Lipton did Campbell's one better and removed itself even further from the real stuff, by removing ALL the water and powdering the soup. Only when re-hydrated with boiling water, was it again soup.

So kid's in commercials would ask, "Is it soup yet?"

AND BACK THEN, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD THING!!

The fact that it was even more prefab than Campbell's was a selling point!
Wife: I'll be ready to go in a minute?
Husband (a few minutes later): Is it soup yet?
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2008
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crack pipe

what people tell you to put down, when you say something stupid.
Stupid Person: How many calories does water have?

Me: Put down the crack pipe. It doesn't have any, it's water.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 7, 2007
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Dr. Heywood R. Floyd

He was the chairman of the National Council of Astronautics in 2001. He tracked down the monolith buried on the moon and touched it, whereupon it transmitted a signal to Jupiter.
Dr. Heywood R. Floyd: Good day, gentlemen. When you see this briefing, I presume you will be nearing your destination, Saturn. I hope that you've had a pleasant and uneventful trip and that the rest of your mission continues in the same manner. I should like to fill you in on some more of the details on which Mission Commander Kaminsky will have already briefed you. Thirteen months before the launch date of your Saturn mission, on April 12th, 2001, the first evidence for intelligent life outside the Earth was discovered.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007
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