Dr. Heywood R. Floyd's definitions

Budd Dwyer

Pennsylvania state Treasurer who committed suicide on TV in 1987. He was about to be sentenced and sent to prison. He called a press conference, read his suicide note, and blew his brains out with a .357 magnum.

It was snowing that day in Harrisburg, and lots of kids were home from school. Their cartoons were interrupted by this breaking news, in all its graphic glory.

Seared lots of young minds, it did. And this was pre-internet, mind you, so they weren't used to seeing stuff.

Whoh, did you see that? That Budd Dwyer dude just blew his fucking brains out!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 4, 2007

Kirk Cameron

that kid who played Mike Seaver on "Growing Pains" and his sister was D.J. on "Full House". He was later in religious films like, "Left Behind" and now sells conversion kits on infomercials to help you convert people to Fundamentalist Christianity so they can go up in the Rapture.

Kirk Cameron: So send me money and buy my instructions on what to say to get people to say the prayer that once they say it, they're in.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007

computer worm

1) a self-replicating computer program

2) a former bookworm who read books all the time, till he got the interweb, and now spends all of his time surfing.

1) Omigod! I've got a computer worm.

2) He'll know the answer. He's a computer worm.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 5, 2007

stygian

1) one of the triplets who came up from hell to do Azrael's bidding in "Dogma." When they were alive, they were baby-killers. That's why they were in hell.

2) anything having to do with hell.

This sentence doesn't have "stygian" in it.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2008

shouty-crackers

yelling in a very angry way (used in Great Britain.)

Sorry love, didn't mean to get all shouty-crackers.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 13, 2007

fourthmeal

a corporate conspiracy to further addict the hapless masses to crappy, fat-laden food.

Dude #1: Want to go for fourthmeal? I feel like some Mexican food.

Dude #2: No, I don't do everything the TV tells me to. I think I'll have a salad. Besides, if you think you're going to get Mexican food at Taco Bell, you deserve what you get.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 4, 2007

conquel

a movie or story that happens at the same time as a previously-issued movie or story. Not before -- that would be a prequel. Not after -- that would be a sequel. But THE SAME TIME -- that's a conquel.

"The Lion King 1 1/2" is a conquel of "The Lion King."

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2009