Dr. Badwrench's definitions

dill

When combined with any noun, either as a prefix or as a phrase, automatically associates that noun with dildoes. Try any random noun, and you will be able to formulate your own "dilldefinition".

dillhole: a hole for a dildo or hole in a dildo
dillsack: a sack of dildoes, or a sack for a dildo
dillfuck: to fuck with or get fucked by a dildo
dillsmeg: dildo smegma
dillsmack: to strike or bludgeon with a dildo

Bush is an idiot dillsuck.

by Dr. Badwrench May 15, 2007

dittybop

A radio operator, usually military or HAM. From the sounds of transmitted Morse code.

Bob was a Navy dittybop.

by Dr. Badwrench April 16, 2008

Jeez hands

The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in church. Usually seen in more fundamentalist/evangelical churches and "Songs4Worship" commercials. The religious version of jazz hands

What's with that Jeez hands dance they're doing?

That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.

by Dr. Badwrench December 15, 2008

smokewrench

An oxyacetylene cutting torch

Gimme the smokewrench, this fuckin' U-bolt is rusted solid.

by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

crimmus

Du day uh da berf uh Jeebus

Merry Crimmus

I's got me a Escalade wit' Dubs fo' Crimmus

by Dr. Badwrench January 2, 2008

gloom cow

A fat, repellant, female goth.

Check out that gloom cow! Man, fat death is some scary shit!

by Dr. Badwrench June 24, 2006