10 definitions by Dr. Aarben

To obtain that which was lost
I regained all my confidence that in lost after the baseball incident.
by Dr. Aarben November 10, 2014
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When your penis wraps all the way around your waist and then enters into your own rectum.

Pronounced:
Con-faw-da-maw
"When I got drunk I woke up with a confodoma."
by Dr. Aarben October 26, 2012
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A slang term for asking someone to pass you a/the goose. Common amongst eastern Canadians.

Prounced:
Pah•skoose•kah
Guy One: Pass the goose, guy.
Guy Two: oh you mean paskooska
by Dr. Aarben November 10, 2014
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1. A word representing a fictional place. It is used for when you are in your place of residence and someone mentions that they are out of town.

2. A joking response to "Where are you?"
Person 1 - "Hey I'm in Maine, what's up?"
Person 2 - "Hey I'm in Stazigstan, nothing much."
by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013
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To gain, collect, or acquire something unto your possession.
I am going to obtain an STI from this chick in Chicago, its gonna be rad.
by Dr. Aarben November 10, 2014
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The Canadian-English spelling of theater. Often misread by illiterates as "thea-tra" this spelling is pronounced the exact same as 'theater'.

Pronounced: theat•ur

1) A place where art is displayed.

2) A large structure containing a screen and projector where people pay to watch a movie or short film.

3.a) A place containing a stage for live performances of plays, musicals, music, and other various arts.
3.b) To do theatre.
Usage One
Person 1: "Hey man I'm going to the theatre tonight to see Elysium! Would you like to come?"
Person 2: "Oh for a moment I thought you meant REAL theatre with REAL actors and re-"
Person 1: "Just shut up you pompous chimpshit."

Usage Two
Actor: "I am about to do live theatre, wish me luck!"
Director: "Go get'em, son!"
Actor: "Hello my friends, I give you STAGE THEATRE!"
by Dr. Aarben August 20, 2013
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Pseudoporn in reference to media describes an image or that which creates an image which is borderline pornographic and in some debatable cases, actually softcore porn.

Pseudoporn can be found in various forms of media including but not limited to: animé, comics, young adult novels, and PG13 movies.

Pseudoporn is often used to draw in a larger viewership by teasing the audience with sexual content, but never giving them what they expect or want.
I went to an R rated movie last night expecting some action, but I was disappointed to find it was just pseudoporn. If I wanted to watch porn I'd just have stayed home!
by Dr. Aarben November 6, 2014
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