Dr Merkin's definitions

ass marking

(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank

Man, your coffee table stinks, who been ass marking it?

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).

That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009

diarrhoea picnic

A social occasion, popular in Brazil. Women and men take laxatives and defecate on one another. Projectile sprays of faeces are considered the height of good form, and are usually rewarded with polite applause.

Dear, we have been invited to a diarrhoea picnic, can you pack the enemas?

by Dr Merkin February 18, 2009

slabo

(n)An aboriginal person who drinks a lot of beer. From abo (sl. aboriginal) and slab (a 24 can box of beer)

Mate, that slabo sleeping in the long grass really stinks. I think he's dead.

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

Elephant eyes

The scars of male injection drug users who shoot up into their groin

My veins be all gone due to shooting them damn pills, now I got the elephant eyes

by Dr Merkin May 25, 2015

tea bag

(n) Tampon.

I knew my girlfriend was menstruating, as I saw the cord of her tea bag.

by Dr Merkin March 13, 2009

palinanalize

(v) To have anal sex with Governor Sarah Palin. May also refer to having anal sex with author and comedian Michael Palin.

John McCain: Whoa, that Republican cocktail part was wild, I got me some palinanalize action!
Mrs McCain: Gross!

Terry Chapman: I would love to palinanalize you Michael
Michael Palin: Aren't you dead?

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009