Dr Merkin's definitions

Cracking it

Undertaking sex work, working as a prostitute. (1970s Australian slang)

Sarah is cracking it for money to buy drugs.

by Dr Merkin January 13, 2009

palinanalize

(v) To have anal sex with Governor Sarah Palin. May also refer to having anal sex with author and comedian Michael Palin.

John McCain: Whoa, that Republican cocktail part was wild, I got me some palinanalize action!
Mrs McCain: Gross!

Terry Chapman: I would love to palinanalize you Michael
Michael Palin: Aren't you dead?

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

slabo

(n)An aboriginal person who drinks a lot of beer. From abo (sl. aboriginal) and slab (a 24 can box of beer)

Mate, that slabo sleeping in the long grass really stinks. I think he's dead.

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

coproglutton

Someone who greedily scoffs down faeces.

After Mandy took a big dump I asked her not to flush, cause I was hungry!

You coproglutton!

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

noseinringlingus

Noun: the practice of cunnilingus from the rear approach, ie with the woman on hands and knees, butt facing the licker, and the licking directed to the vagina, usually meaning the nose of the licker becomes lodged in the anus. May progress to anilingus, if the smell and feel appeals.

I was gonna do Donna doggy style but decided to lick her muff from the back and my nose got stuck right in her ripe butt hole

Man you have experienced noseinringlingus!

by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009

lasher

One who exits a social situation quickly without saying goodbye

A thief

Where did you go you lasher?

He stole all my shit the lasher.

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

tea bag

(n) Tampon.

I knew my girlfriend was menstruating, as I saw the cord of her tea bag.

by Dr Merkin March 13, 2009