macroturd

An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.
I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
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penis stories

Stories that men tell, usually to one another, related to fighting, fucking or working out.
I used to halfway listen to the penis stories being told all day long through my partially open window while I sat working at my desk at the prison.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 11, 2019
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inside dreams

When everything you dream about takes place inside prison.
I know that whenever I dream I will be having inside dreams!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021
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USA

Whenever 45 wears it on his billed cap, and only then, it’s an ignorantly conceived, hostile projection of an acronym for “U Stupid Asshole.”
As I watched the news and gazed upon his cap bearing the letters, “USA,” I thought to myself: Why yes of course I am, I somehow didn’t believe it could ever be possible in a million years that you would be elected!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 04, 2019
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hatewhisperer

A public figure, consumed by hate, who persuasively promulgates hatred by subtly convincing the disenfranchised they deserve more respect than they get.
History will ultimately reveal who the greatest hatewhisperer of all time truly was.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2018
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methmind

A mental state characterized by seriously fragmented thoughts, racing images of personal grandeur and sex with everything that appears to be lubricated.
In that afternoon of total methmind, I disassembled the entire car and then had incredible sex with a willing cantaloupe.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
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fuckface asshole

A person whom you are not at all fond of, such as an ex-husband.
I spent almost twenty-five years with that fuckface asshole; so what exactly does that make me?
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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