Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Coronaonanist

A term applied lightheartedly to someone who, due to the social limitations of COVID-19, engages in a healthy level of regular sexual self-gratification.

Yup, she’s a joyous Coronaonanist - and she has no problem owning it!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020

The Rabbits of Covidville

A children’s book that tells a sweetly soothing story about rabbits reclaiming their underground warrens in a small town previously heavily populated by humans.

The Rabbits of Covidville have happily hopped back into town to show their little bun-children where they came from.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020

Mofo in Chief

Just another one of the many impossible to fathom nicknames for the 45th POTUS.

Dat dude chill, he da Mofo in Chief fo’ sho.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020

Ass Pik

A nickname for your Water Pik when you use it as a bidet.

An example of a true miracle device is my trusty Ass Pik.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 17, 2020

crisis fuck

Sudden and desperate sexual intercourse emanating from isolation during the Pandemic.

It was unfortunately no more than a crisis fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020

Conductor in Chief

A nickname for Joe Biden since he will need to assemble his talented political orchestra well in advance to get elected.

OK, you better ‘hit it,’ Maestro, so we can later play Hail to the Conductor in Chief!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020

The Petri State

A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.

With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020