Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Ass Pik

A nickname for your Water Pik when you use it as a bidet.

An example of a true miracle device is my trusty Ass Pik.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 17, 2020

crisis fuck

Sudden and desperate sexual intercourse emanating from isolation during the Pandemic.

It was unfortunately no more than a crisis fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020

Conductor in Chief

A nickname for Joe Biden since he will need to assemble his talented political orchestra well in advance to get elected.

OK, you better ‘hit it,’ Maestro, so we can later play Hail to the Conductor in Chief!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020

The Petri State

A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.

With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Mike Dense

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.

And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Camp Covid

A sardonic nickname for any one of a number of prisons that COVID-19 has already hit.

OK, I’m off to work, I’m all suited up for Camp Covid!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

COVIDcam

A hidden camera set up to monitor the degree of social distancing behavior among children, teenagers or employees.

Yeah, it is voyeuristic for sure, but we gotta watch the COVIDcam to responsibly protect the greater good!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020