Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

prisontard

One of those sad-sacks who just can’t stay out of the slammer, the multiple repeat offender who finds solace inside.

The prisontard needs the ultra-structured world of prison to be OK since the chaos of the outer world is too much for him to withstand or comprehend.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

goatstink

An unimaginably horrific odor that some speculate emanates from an unclean human anal aperture.

He was known far and wide for having the worst, most disabling case of goatstink ever identified.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019

Pencemind

A mental state like that of a rock, dense with nothing going on.

To attain Pencemind, one must be able to silence all intellectual processes and become one with the Trump Doctrine.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020

sphinctascope

A specialty scope with a long, bendable handle especially designed for the self-examination of one’s rectal aperture.

Lemme tell ya’ all about the incredible feature of the fabulous sphinctascope which sends all images straight to your IPhone; these are seriously the best selfies ever!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

deflatulate

When you cut a particularly horrific fart and then need to break up the stink somehow before someone enters your personal space.

I saw my colleague running about in there like a nut, fanning the air with his notebook and all; he was surely making an effort to deflatulate the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

clerical psychologist

A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.

I feel like I should be called a “clerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

kinkworld

A widely inclusive term used to describe anything falling into the category of “kinky”such as bondage, domination, submission or other kink-related behaviors; a generic sounding term often employed to deliver a person from having to articulate words such as “sadomasochism” or “erotic asphyxiation.”

He has always been drawn to kinkworld, as far back as he can remember.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 8, 2023