Downtown wtf's definitions

valley girl

1) A girl that comes from the San Fernando Valley that can be very prepy, rich, and usually spolied. Says like, omg, jk or kk a lot in sentences, and loves shopping in the mall.

2) Wears clothes which are usualy situated for the winter, even when its in the middle of summer. (it doesn't bother them)

3) (the most irritating thing) It is in a group in 2 or more, they usualy stare at you for a while then whisper among themselves, they then leave the room or place, etc...
5-10 mins later they return and do the same process. No one but themselves know what they are talking about.

4) Hardcore Valley Girls don't admit that they are valley girls and get pissed off if you call them one.

No one really likes Valley Girls but each other.

1) Like omg, yesterday was like totaly cool, i went shopping and got myself a $5 dress!

2) (conversation between 2 boys)
Boy 1: dude, why is that girl wearing winter clothes
Boy 2: because she is a valley girl

3) (conversation between 2 boys, and 2 girls but in different areas)

Boy 1: Dude did you see that fight last night in that nightclub?

Boy 2: No, but it was in the news, one guy actually got his head cut off.

Girl 1: ;/';;;# (random gibberish)
Girl 2: {<:}{:@~{!!!

Boy 1: Look the Valley Girls are staring at us
Boy 2: Oi, what you talking about

(dead silence)

Girl 1: ;'#;;#;!!!
Girl 2: @}@@?~&)*(&!!!!!!!

(they run off)

4)
Boy: Oh look its the Valley Girls
Girl: Stop making fun of us, we aint Valley Girls
Boy : But you live in the Valley?
Girl: Yeah but like we aint like the Valley Girls

by Downtown wtf August 24, 2007

spaztec

unpolite way of calling a mexican a spaz, this is also a combination of spaz + aztec

Luke: i went on vacation to mexico, i saw some guy acting all crazy, he was writing the antient language on his ass
Ken: really? was he a spaztec?
Luke: dude, thats not funny...

by Downtown wtf January 3, 2009

bitch sniffer

a boy/man who is so addicted to the smell of girls/women that he would do anything for it

Tom: dude, why is Nick all over Tracey
Mike: don't know hees been like that all week
Tom: he likes the smell of girls, thats perverted you know
Mike: yeah what a bitch sniffer

by Downtown wtf January 2, 2009

par

Slang. When a person is insulted or dissed it means they have been parred.

Richard: What time is it?
John: Time to fuck your mum.
Kenny: Eeey blud dat's a par!

by Downtown Wtf October 2, 2009

rape alarm

It's a device that produces a sound of a woman screaming. People buy them as a joke on the public or used as a way of breaking up a person's partner.

It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.

What's loud and shrill and ruins your orgasm?
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.

by Downtown Wtf April 18, 2010

showercut

When you are halfway taking a shower when the water goes cold/hot or stops suddenly, either by somone playing a joke or just naturally.

Mom: Mike what happened to the water!
Mike: Not my fault, it was a showercut

by Downtown wtf January 4, 2009

hide and fuck

Playing hide and seek - naked version. Whoever you find you have to fuck.

Joe: Let's play hide and fuck.
Amy: Ok sure

Joe: Ready or not I'm coming
Amy: Me too!

by Downtown wtf June 10, 2009