Downtown wtf's definitions
1) A girl that comes from the San Fernando Valley that can be very prepy, rich, and usually spolied. Says like, omg, jk or kk a lot in sentences, and loves shopping in the mall.
2) Wears clothes which are usualy situated for the winter, even when its in the middle of summer. (it doesn't bother them)
3) (the most irritating thing) It is in a group in 2 or more, they usualy stare at you for a while then whisper among themselves, they then leave the room or place, etc...
5-10 mins later they return and do the same process. No one but themselves know what they are talking about.
4) Hardcore Valley Girls don't admit that they are valley girls and get pissed off if you call them one.
No one really likes Valley Girls but each other.
2) Wears clothes which are usualy situated for the winter, even when its in the middle of summer. (it doesn't bother them)
3) (the most irritating thing) It is in a group in 2 or more, they usualy stare at you for a while then whisper among themselves, they then leave the room or place, etc...
5-10 mins later they return and do the same process. No one but themselves know what they are talking about.
4) Hardcore Valley Girls don't admit that they are valley girls and get pissed off if you call them one.
No one really likes Valley Girls but each other.
1) Like omg, yesterday was like totaly cool, i went shopping and got myself a $5 dress!
2) (conversation between 2 boys)
Boy 1: dude, why is that girl wearing winter clothes
Boy 2: because she is a valley girl
3) (conversation between 2 boys, and 2 girls but in different areas)
Boy 1: Dude did you see that fight last night in that nightclub?
Boy 2: No, but it was in the news, one guy actually got his head cut off.
Girl 1: ;/';;;# (random gibberish)
Girl 2: {<:}{:@~{!!!
Boy 1: Look the Valley Girls are staring at us
Boy 2: Oi, what you talking about
(dead silence)
Girl 1: ;'#;;#;!!!
Girl 2: @}@@?~&)*(&!!!!!!!
(they run off)
4)
Boy: Oh look its the Valley Girls
Girl: Stop making fun of us, we aint Valley Girls
Boy : But you live in the Valley?
Girl: Yeah but like we aint like the Valley Girls
2) (conversation between 2 boys)
Boy 1: dude, why is that girl wearing winter clothes
Boy 2: because she is a valley girl
3) (conversation between 2 boys, and 2 girls but in different areas)
Boy 1: Dude did you see that fight last night in that nightclub?
Boy 2: No, but it was in the news, one guy actually got his head cut off.
Girl 1: ;/';;;# (random gibberish)
Girl 2: {<:}{:@~{!!!
Boy 1: Look the Valley Girls are staring at us
Boy 2: Oi, what you talking about
(dead silence)
Girl 1: ;'#;;#;!!!
Girl 2: @}@@?~&)*(&!!!!!!!
(they run off)
4)
Boy: Oh look its the Valley Girls
Girl: Stop making fun of us, we aint Valley Girls
Boy : But you live in the Valley?
Girl: Yeah but like we aint like the Valley Girls
by Downtown wtf August 24, 2007
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Luke: dude, thats not funny...
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Get the par mug.Once I saw the light i quit this game, at the moment the people who play this game still need a mum or dad. Andrew Gower who is apparently #31 richest in the world, has got all his customers to worship him.
Runescape is a MMORPG based in the old times, people chat about it and have fun on it. The fucktarded thing with it is that Jagex do not give a shit about it, .
Along with that, there are Quests and Minigames which you can play including: Castle Wars, God Wars and Pest Control. With that there are skills and combat where you can indulge in. Cooking is the main skill and is favourited by "skillers".
Making friends on runescape is so easy, just ask some gay retarded 3 year old to be your friend and he will say "yes plz, plz free stuff". The players of it have now become zombies and cannot wait to try out their new tactics as soon as they get home. 50 year olds play the game to get a pixel friend or wife. This is the lamest thing ever, a wedding in pixel form.
It's the most addicting game and the hardest to quit, it has connections with WoW but personally I think WoW is much better.
PKing, short for player killing is famous, so famous that Jagex decided to remove it. Before this update, you could kill people at get their items and teleport or run to safety, or share items with your PKing partner.
Membership is waste, $5 a month and you get more benefits which are shit and don't matter. £3.20 or so for the UK. Phone and Mail are used to get member pins.
Macroers are Andrew Gower's wives they spoil the game for him that he gets a spaz attack and ruins the game. If you start this game, then you better quit for the best. This game was amazing at first, but as you get on its actually boring.
Videos of runescape is all over the web and almost impossible to avoid when searching for some stuff. Players of Runescape type in 1337 all the time.
Dont play, dont delay, do it and you have to pay, make the wrong choice and you end up gay.
Runescape is a MMORPG based in the old times, people chat about it and have fun on it. The fucktarded thing with it is that Jagex do not give a shit about it, .
Along with that, there are Quests and Minigames which you can play including: Castle Wars, God Wars and Pest Control. With that there are skills and combat where you can indulge in. Cooking is the main skill and is favourited by "skillers".
Making friends on runescape is so easy, just ask some gay retarded 3 year old to be your friend and he will say "yes plz, plz free stuff". The players of it have now become zombies and cannot wait to try out their new tactics as soon as they get home. 50 year olds play the game to get a pixel friend or wife. This is the lamest thing ever, a wedding in pixel form.
It's the most addicting game and the hardest to quit, it has connections with WoW but personally I think WoW is much better.
PKing, short for player killing is famous, so famous that Jagex decided to remove it. Before this update, you could kill people at get their items and teleport or run to safety, or share items with your PKing partner.
Membership is waste, $5 a month and you get more benefits which are shit and don't matter. £3.20 or so for the UK. Phone and Mail are used to get member pins.
Macroers are Andrew Gower's wives they spoil the game for him that he gets a spaz attack and ruins the game. If you start this game, then you better quit for the best. This game was amazing at first, but as you get on its actually boring.
Videos of runescape is all over the web and almost impossible to avoid when searching for some stuff. Players of Runescape type in 1337 all the time.
Dont play, dont delay, do it and you have to pay, make the wrong choice and you end up gay.
Andrew's son died in wildy so his dad decided to take it out. His dad was so upset when his son "bob" lost 1gp in a fight.
Runescape is gay, quit before its too late.
A 40 year male old asked me to be his bf.
I lost my plastic sword irl, time to eat my fish, oh shit I choked on the bones.
Every one wants to suck Andrew Gower's mum.
boy: I buy santa hat 20M! Please sell me, Miss Fisher!!
teacher: erm..ok nerd..
boy: Im gay
girl: me 2
I cant wait to try out new updates!!!
Oh shit my mum died, time to play runescape to clear my worries.
dad: Joe please come for dinner!!
girl: no thanks i just ate a full meal on runescape.
Runescape is gay, quit before its too late.
A 40 year male old asked me to be his bf.
I lost my plastic sword irl, time to eat my fish, oh shit I choked on the bones.
Every one wants to suck Andrew Gower's mum.
boy: I buy santa hat 20M! Please sell me, Miss Fisher!!
teacher: erm..ok nerd..
boy: Im gay
girl: me 2
I cant wait to try out new updates!!!
Oh shit my mum died, time to play runescape to clear my worries.
dad: Joe please come for dinner!!
girl: no thanks i just ate a full meal on runescape.
by Downtown wtf January 6, 2008
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It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.
It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.
What's loud and shrill and ruins your orgasm?
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.
by Downtown Wtf April 18, 2010
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