Downtown wtf's definitions

hide and fuck

Playing hide and seek - naked version. Whoever you find you have to fuck.

Joe: Let's play hide and fuck.
Amy: Ok sure

Joe: Ready or not I'm coming
Amy: Me too!

by Downtown wtf June 10, 2009

valley girl

1) A girl that comes from the San Fernando Valley that can be very prepy, rich, and usually spolied. Says like, omg, jk or kk a lot in sentences, and loves shopping in the mall.

2) Wears clothes which are usualy situated for the winter, even when its in the middle of summer. (it doesn't bother them)

3) (the most irritating thing) It is in a group in 2 or more, they usualy stare at you for a while then whisper among themselves, they then leave the room or place, etc...
5-10 mins later they return and do the same process. No one but themselves know what they are talking about.

4) Hardcore Valley Girls don't admit that they are valley girls and get pissed off if you call them one.

No one really likes Valley Girls but each other.

1) Like omg, yesterday was like totaly cool, i went shopping and got myself a $5 dress!

2) (conversation between 2 boys)
Boy 1: dude, why is that girl wearing winter clothes
Boy 2: because she is a valley girl

3) (conversation between 2 boys, and 2 girls but in different areas)

Boy 1: Dude did you see that fight last night in that nightclub?

Boy 2: No, but it was in the news, one guy actually got his head cut off.

Girl 1: ;/';;;# (random gibberish)
Girl 2: {<:}{:@~{!!!

Boy 1: Look the Valley Girls are staring at us
Boy 2: Oi, what you talking about

(dead silence)

Girl 1: ;'#;;#;!!!
Girl 2: @}@@?~&)*(&!!!!!!!

(they run off)

4)
Boy: Oh look its the Valley Girls
Girl: Stop making fun of us, we aint Valley Girls
Boy : But you live in the Valley?
Girl: Yeah but like we aint like the Valley Girls

by Downtown wtf August 24, 2007

spaztec

unpolite way of calling a mexican a spaz, this is also a combination of spaz + aztec

Luke: i went on vacation to mexico, i saw some guy acting all crazy, he was writing the antient language on his ass
Ken: really? was he a spaztec?
Luke: dude, thats not funny...

by Downtown wtf January 3, 2009

par

Slang. When a person is insulted or dissed it means they have been parred.

Richard: What time is it?
John: Time to fuck your mum.
Kenny: Eeey blud dat's a par!

by Downtown Wtf October 2, 2009

new year's boxing day

the day after new year's day, its the day where everyone starts getting ready for school, and work after the holidays.

my mom said that on new year's boxing day i have to study...

by Downtown Wtf January 12, 2008

ruinscape

The new name of runescape since December the 10th 2007, as of silly updates made to "improve the game"

mark: hey last night you know on runescape...
jack: dude runescape? don't you mean ruinscape, fuck that game now, its making 5 year olds retarded.

by Downtown wtf January 7, 2008

shoot the hole

when a man shoots sperm into a womans pussy hole from a further distance then having sex, the man then leaves for the sperm to be absorbed by the pussy

Jane: wow last night Rick gave me something better than sex
Katie: really what happened
Jane: he wanted to shoot the hole so i let him and it was the best

by Downtown wtf January 2, 2009