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stomp johnson

1. A beat down. When someone has been thrashed in a fight. When there is no question who one a fight.

2.When one team beats another team by a large margin, can be used with any sport but most likely to be used with football.
1. person 1: Yo, did you see Eric's eye?
person 2: Yeah, they put the stomp johnson on him
person 1: It looked like 4 dudes went to his ass.
person 2: Nope, it was only 1, a pitiful stomp johnson
person 1: Yup, that's an L

2. person 1: How 'bout them Cowboys?
person 2: What about 'em?
person 1: You just mad they put the stomp johnson on the
Patriots last night.
by Douglas Teel November 9, 2007
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nigga knockin'

person1: I'm bored
person2: It's so boring, there's nothing to do.
person1: I know, let's go nigga knockin'
person1: hahahaha, okay

*person1 and person2 walk up to a house, knock on the door, and run before anyone has a chance to answer it*

*person1 and person2 repeat the above process until they hit the wrong house and a big fast dude comes running out and gives them a stomp johnson*
by Douglas Teel November 25, 2007
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slang dip

1. To leave in a hurry
2. To exit quickly
3. To escape narrowly
4. To leave a person, event, or place.
1. I'm about to slang dip, see ya later
2. I'm tired of being at work, it's time to slang dip.
3. I saw the cops coming and slang dipped.
4. My girlfriend was trippin' hard, I had to slang dip
on her. The party across the street is better, lets
slang dip. We've been at the mall all damn day, you
ready to slang dip?
by Douglas Teel November 5, 2007
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broken ankles

When you make a sports or athletic move to avoid, escape, or get around a defender and the move causes the defender to lose balance, miss the offender, stumble, or stare stupidly as the offensive player progresses.
1. person1: Did you see that cross over Allen Iverson put on Jordan?
person2: Yep, he broke his ankles.

2. "Get the angle, that's the ankles and there's no lookin back" - Refresh

3. Emmit Smith does a juke move to avoid two defensive players. The two defensive players collide into each other while trying to tackle the elusive Emmit. They both got their ankles broken.

4. You don't wanna see me on the ball court kid, I'll break your ankles with a wicked cross over followed by a Texas 2 Step.

5. person1: You see that spin move?
person2: Broken ankles.
by Douglas Teel November 9, 2007
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fake thug

1. any one who desperately wants to be hard, but for whatever reason does not fit the bill

2. an idiot

3. someone who claims to be hardcore, a gangster, or a street dweller, but really isn't.

4. a rapper who capitalizes off of the gangster or hardcore image, but no longer lives like that in real life.
Clarence acts like a thug when he's with us, but when the real thugs come around he's all scared to stand up for himself.

Timmy lives in an affluent suburb, drives a Hummer that his parents paid for, and will go to college without any financial worries at all. Why is he bumping 50 cent, talking all hard, and trying to start fights? Simple, because he is a fake thug.
by Douglas Teel November 5, 2007
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get at

1. To contact someone

2. To try and seduce or pull someone, to mack someone

see holla
1a. "I'll see ya tomorrow Dave"
"Yeah, get at me"

1b. "Have you talked to Bobby?"
"Nah, haven't seen him in a while."
"You should get at him"

2. "That girl is so fucking sexy, I'mma get at her."
by Douglas Teel November 24, 2007
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PLO style

1. The act of doing anything in a sneaky fashion.
2. Being dirty, grimey, and God awful sinister.
3. Being sneaky, the ways of a sneaky person
If you're playing basketball and you quitely sneak up behind someone and steal the ball, you just used PLO style to gain possession of the rock.

If you hate your boss and somehow manage to pull his wife and slap nasties with her behind his back, your style is mad PLO.
by Douglas Teel November 5, 2007
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