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nigga knockin'

person1: I'm bored
person2: It's so boring, there's nothing to do.
person1: I know, let's go nigga knockin'
person1: hahahaha, okay

*person1 and person2 walk up to a house, knock on the door, and run before anyone has a chance to answer it*

*person1 and person2 repeat the above process until they hit the wrong house and a big fast dude comes running out and gives them a stomp johnson*
by Douglas Teel November 25, 2007
mugGet the nigga knockin'mug.

side bet

When gambling on an event whether it be a card game, at a casino, at a race track, etc., two or more people may choose to place a seperate bet away from the main pool of betting.
Lets say Joe, Bob, Chris, Tom, and Becky are playing a card game and they are all betting $10 a hand. Tom and Joe may get a little extra competitive and decide to place a side bet between just the two of them. They will bet the originally agreed upon $10 on a game with everyone at the card table involved and they will bet, lets say another $25 just between the two of them.
by Douglas Teel November 5, 2007
mugGet the side betmug.

time out, time out

A game played by youngsters to take claim of items that belong to someone else. You call "time out, time out" while touching something that belongs to someone else and that makes it yours for the taking. You can also call a preemptive "time out, time out" to protect your belongings. Note: food is most often the desired object in this game as other items are too expensive or valuable to be subject to such silly child's play.
Billy, Ray Ray, and Tommy are in the lunch line at their middle school. Pizza is being served that day and everyone loves pizza.

The cafeteria lady places a piece of pizza on Billy's tray. Ray Ray sees the golden opportunity and he reaches over to touch Billy's slice of pizza while saying "time out, time out." Billy now has to give up his pizza to Ray Ray.

Tommy sees the above take place so as soon as the cafeteria lady puts a slice of pizza on his tray, he touches his pizza and calls a preemptive "time out, time out" to prevent anyone from claiming his pizza.
by Douglas Teel November 25, 2007
mugGet the time out, time outmug.

stomp johnson

1. A beat down. When someone has been thrashed in a fight. When there is no question who one a fight.

2.When one team beats another team by a large margin, can be used with any sport but most likely to be used with football.
1. person 1: Yo, did you see Eric's eye?
person 2: Yeah, they put the stomp johnson on him
person 1: It looked like 4 dudes went to his ass.
person 2: Nope, it was only 1, a pitiful stomp johnson
person 1: Yup, that's an L

2. person 1: How 'bout them Cowboys?
person 2: What about 'em?
person 1: You just mad they put the stomp johnson on the
Patriots last night.
by Douglas Teel November 9, 2007
mugGet the stomp johnsonmug.

blacked out

When a rapper gets so lyrical, emotional, and or hype on a track that it surpasses material that you are used to hearing from the said rapper or from rappers of his/her caliber. The material is of such a superior, raw, energetic level that you see the pure talent of the rapper manifest itself if only for 16 bars. The rapper is thought to have reached a subconscious level, a state of mind that allows pure lyricism to flow freely unencumbered by mere mortal thoughts and wishes.
1. Black Thought blacked out on that track.

2. Jean Grae blacked out over that beat Jay-Z used.

3. Talib Kweli blacked out on "Get By"
by Douglas Teel December 2, 2007
mugGet the blacked outmug.

fake thug

1. any one who desperately wants to be hard, but for whatever reason does not fit the bill

2. an idiot

3. someone who claims to be hardcore, a gangster, or a street dweller, but really isn't.

4. a rapper who capitalizes off of the gangster or hardcore image, but no longer lives like that in real life.
Clarence acts like a thug when he's with us, but when the real thugs come around he's all scared to stand up for himself.

Timmy lives in an affluent suburb, drives a Hummer that his parents paid for, and will go to college without any financial worries at all. Why is he bumping 50 cent, talking all hard, and trying to start fights? Simple, because he is a fake thug.
by Douglas Teel November 5, 2007
mugGet the fake thugmug.

PLO style

1. The act of doing anything in a sneaky fashion.
2. Being dirty, grimey, and God awful sinister.
3. Being sneaky, the ways of a sneaky person
If you're playing basketball and you quitely sneak up behind someone and steal the ball, you just used PLO style to gain possession of the rock.

If you hate your boss and somehow manage to pull his wife and slap nasties with her behind his back, your style is mad PLO.
by Douglas Teel November 5, 2007
mugGet the PLO stylemug.

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