Doug's definitions

hock

pester, bother, annoy

He keeps hocking me for sex. She keeps hocking me to buy her a new car.

by Doug September 30, 2005

got 'im

To be got.

Dude, why are you so irish? Asshole.
Got 'im.

by Doug March 12, 2004

nub

A nub is someone who is not as advanced at something as you are. See n00b , noob

Eek! You are a nub.

by Doug April 12, 2004

bandwidth

The amount of data that can pass through an interface over time

The maximum bandwidth he could get while downloading an MP3 was 100 kilobytes per second

by Doug October 3, 2003

Shitcunt

The most uber stupid, idiotic twat you know.

Leroy is a shitcunt

by Doug November 8, 2003

Naphar

to exclude, to be a hater, member of the d-cups (see McNamary)

Hey, let's go out to lunch and naphar the heb

by Doug March 23, 2004

coyote girl

When you wake up the next morning and she's sleeping on your arm so you gnaw your arm off rather than wake her up

by Doug August 13, 2003