Doug's definitions

bad mother fucker

When Samuel L. Jackson pulls out his wallet in Pulp Fiction, this is what is says on it.

"Now give me back my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it."

by doug March 1, 2004

amazingness

When something is amazing according to Doug.

Doug Says: That is quite amazing.

by Doug March 18, 2004

Beef Curtain

It means pussy lips.

Time to start the show better spread the Beef Curtain

by Doug March 31, 2005

Jizzgibbon

Someone who wimps on when its their turn to hit bong.

Hit the bong John you fucking jizzgibbon!

by Doug November 8, 2003

texas chilly bowl

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.

Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.

by Doug December 1, 2004

Hawkey-Noble

A useless twat that gives his slaves nothing but grief. Cannot speak english as a proper Canadian and drives on the wrong side of the road

Hawkey-noble is an import that is completely uselss

by Doug April 1, 2005

nosed

To be jewed.

Dude, he totally nosed all my pot.
Yeah man, you got totally jewed.

by Doug March 12, 2004