Doug's definitions

soreny

Adjective used to describe Soren, when no other combination of desciptions will work.

That Soren...he's so..uhh..soreny.

by Doug April 11, 2005

DumbAss

1.John Kerry
2.Everyone who voted for John Kerry.

"That Kerry guy is such a Dumbass."
"Yea Bush is A LOT better."

by Doug November 22, 2004

Shred

The act of playing fast on a guitar. It can be done with grace, anger, and ownageness

Steve Vai shreds like a madman

by Doug April 12, 2004

Flexin the Mexican

Showing Off, For bravado, or for women (or both for that matter). posturing, or attempting to be the "alpha male"...
See:
flossin, floss, flexin', etc...

"There's some fine bitches up in here, i gots to start flexin the mexican, nah mean?"

by doug March 25, 2004

Incest

A scented stick which emits a pleasant aroma when burned.

The house smelled lovely after I lit some vanilla incest.

by Doug March 1, 2003

pow right in the kisser

A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".

One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!

by Doug March 12, 2004

Slurry Muff

Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.

Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.

It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.

Lame guy: "Hey guys, Meredith is asleep. Lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!"

Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"

Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:

Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants

(London's Burning)

by Doug May 20, 2008