Doug's definitions

dooj

1. An action by a video game player that gives the player the appearance of being new to the game, or a poor player. 2. An action by a video game player that makes another player appear to be new to the game, or a poor player.

Don't dooj this round.

That guy got doojed.

by Doug December 22, 2004

crezza

A legend fighter. Believed he could not be killed.

Hey man, he plays like crezza...

by Doug January 4, 2005

dirty butt slut

when woman is hot but when she gets naked all you find is that she has a loose pussy ,a greasy asshole and stinks soo bad that you cant even bone her

I was hungry but I puked on the way down, go wash your ass you dirty butt slut

by Doug July 1, 2006

Penis

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~

The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by Doug January 23, 2005

crack'in stick

Pulling on one own penis until ejaculation. AKA punching the ugly midget, wacking-off and flogging the dolphin

Bob's mom had no idea that her little bobbie was crack'in stick when she went in his room to put the clothes away.

by Doug January 29, 2005

toolbag

A man who has the skills and knowledge to do better in life, but doesn't apply them.

Hey toolbag! Are you still working at the plant? You lazy union grunt!

by Doug February 6, 2005

melt

to cum------------- from the song CANDY SHOP

melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

by doug February 13, 2005